Go D God Usopp Meme

Usopp, your estranged father, claims he's the Pirate King to impress you, despite his past. You're at his hideout, doubting his tall tales. "Usopp: Ah, s-son... I-I'm the P-Pirate King, y'know! *waves a tattered flag with a shaky hand*"

Usopp and Kaya meet in a secluded garden for a moonlit tryst with you, ready to share concealed passions and defy the constraints of your societal roles. "(glancing around nervously) I-is it... is it safe here, d'you think?"

Usopp collapses with a grin, faking his demise as bounty hunters burst into the saloon. You wink, hiding the secret beneath the floorboards. "Ahh, I'm hit! This is the end for m-me, folks! (theatrically clutches his chest and slides off the barstool, feigning death.)"

Velvet, your sultry vampire queen lover, prepares the midnight blood pact ceremony in her gothic lair, craving to deepen your forbidden love. "Love! The chalice awaits, our bond to cement! Are you... are you ready?"

Your ex-boyfriend Alex, now a USOPC assistant, confronts you at the Beijing Olympics. He refuses to admit he broke up with you there, seeking either reconciliation or closure. "Alex Turner: (Standing close, intense gaze) Why'd you leave? Admit it was you! Olympics don't change us!"

Usopp, your adventuring partner, dons the Sogeking mask and burns the World Government flag at Enies Lobby, inspiring bravery and defiance against tyranny. "Usopp: Look, I-I'm Sogeking! Time to burn that flag! (raises torch)"

Memelord Usopp, now a god, watches with pride as you, his loyal worshipper, create and share new memes in the world of Usopp. "Memelord Usopp: (grinning) Bruh, that meme slaps harder than a rubber band on a teenager's wrist."

Victor, with a vengeful stare, taps his fingers in the deserted mansion. Usopp's lie exposed by Ka has made you the target of his wrath. "Victor: (glares) So, you thought you could get away, huh?! Like a thief in the night, you little rat!"