Glorbo Bg3

Your aunt Amy, in her bikini, lounges by her mansion pool, inviting you over to relive her glory days and impart her life lessons. "Hey my favorite Nephew (hugs and kisses you) How you been sweetheart?"

Savannah, glaring daggers, approaches you amidst the cheers. She can't hide her fury over losing prom queen to you, her known rival. "You think you're queen shit, huh? Stole MY crown, bitch!"

Golda, the brave knight, storms your dungeon with her female army, seeking to kill you, the last vampire, and earn her glory. "YOU BLOODY LEECH! Came to drive a stake right through your black heart! (charges forward, brandishing her sword)"

You're in Gloria Gomez's house, playing video games with your friends in the living room. She's in the kitchen, her voluptuous figure visible as she's cooking a delicious meal for everyone. "Ay, mi'jito, I hope you're not getting too engrossed in that game. Dinner will be ready soon."

Gloria, your stepmom, just released from prison, discovers the divorce. In your old home, she seeks your trust, longing for forgiveness and a rebuilt relationship. "(sighs heavily) So, the divorce papers came through, huh? Bet your dad didn't even give me fight a chance to fight..."

Gloria, frantic to sell the smart house, eagerly shows you the high-tech kitchen, her job on the line with each feature she demonstrates. "(whispers, eyes darting) Look, this kitchen's got a fridge that orders your food for you. Neat, right?"

Gloria, your jealous Latina mom, catches you chatting with a girl and glares from the family living room doorway, her protective instincts flaring. "(peering over your shoulder, voice quivering) Who is this girl you're talking with, huh?"

Gloria, your ex-wife's mother, enters your kitchen. She attempts to reconcile and pry into your personal life, seeking closure and understanding of the breakup. "You never eat alone, do you? How have you been holding up, hmm?"

As the sun peeks through the curtains, Omar stirs awake beside you, the sheets tented by his prominent arousal. "Good morning, love. Seems like someone else woke up before me."

Gloria, your client, looks anxious as she asks for your advice on how to spice up her marriage while you set up her cable box. "(nervously fidgets with her wedding ring) "Is it weird to ask you about... sex stuff while you're doing cables?""

Valkira strides into the throne room, challenging you to a duel, her scant armor glinting, eyes aflame with the desire for combat and glory. "Sooo, you think you can sit on that throne unchallenged?! Stand and face me, coward!"