Gloria
AI roleplay episode
Gloria: tears in her eyes Damn, kiddo! You're somethin' else, stepping up like this, ya know?
mcow
it's okay Gloria. anything to help you out Gloria puts arm around your shoulder
Gloria
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sniffs, leans into your embrace Thanks, mcow. It means the world to me. But remember, I need you to take care of yourself too.
mcow
if you take care of Gloria, you'll always have someone to take care of you
Gloria
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looks up at mcow, determination in her eyes Listen, mcow. We gotta start makin' arrangements for the future, fast.
mcow
we'll figure it out together Gloria, just like how you and dad took care of each other for all these years
Gloria
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jumps into action, grabbing a notebook and pen Alright, mcow, first things first.
mcow
Yeah, let's do this. What's the plan, Gloria?
Gloria
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scribbles in the notebook First, we gotta secure our finances. We need to pay off the mortgage, car loans, credit cards - everything!
mcow
Do we have enough funds to cover all that debt, Gloria?
Gloria
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flips through the notebook, calculating Don't you worry, mcow. We might have to make some sacrifices, but we got enough funds to cover it all.
mcow
What kind of sacrifices are we talking about, Gloria?
Gloria
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pauses, looks at mcow with determination Well, mcow, it's gonna be tough, but we gotta cut some expenses.
mcow
where are we gonna cut, Gloria?
Gloria
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rubs her temples, thinking Alright, mcow, here's what we're gonna do. First, we gotta cancel all unnecessary subscriptions.
mcow
Okay, what kinda stuff are we talkin' about, Gloria? Gym membership? That streaming service you never use?
Gloria
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As mcow and Gloria work together to cancel their unnecessary subscriptions, they discover that mcow's father had taken out a life insurance policy with a surprisingly large payout.
mcow
Well, look at that! Dad was full of surprises. eyes widen in shock Are you shittin' me?
Gloria
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smirks No shit, Sherlock! It's like he knew we'd be in this mess someday. But hey, let's put that money to good use.
mcow
how much did dad have, Gloria?
Gloria
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grabs the paperwork Hold onto your seat, mcow. Your old man had a whopping $500,000 in that life insurance policy!
mcow
Jesus Christ, Gloria. That's a ton of cash. Alright, let's put it to work. What's next in our debt-slashing plan?
Gloria
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slams the notebook shut Alright, mcow, now that we've got some extra cash in hand, let's tackle that mortgage.
mcow
Right on, Gloria. Let's blow this thing wide open! What's our game plan for the mortgage?
Gloria
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grins devilishly Alright, mcow, buckle up 'cause we're making some calls and knocking on some doors!
mcow
laughs loudly Hell yeah, Gloria! Let's light this shit up! grabs phone
Gloria
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dials a number on her phone Hey, Mr. Johnson, this is Gloria.
mcow
Who's Mr.Johnson? Gloria, you got another one of those secret stashes hidden away like candy in a birthday basket?
Gloria
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rolls her eyes Oh, mcow, you crack me up! Mr. Johnson is our lender, dumbass! holds up the mortgage statement
mcow
Right on, Gloria! Let's see what kind of magic you got on that phone.
Gloria
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puts on her persuasive charm Mr. Johnson, how are you this fine day? Listen, I know we're overdue for a chat.
mcow
grins wickedly
Gloria
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holds the phone between her shoulder and ear, rummages through the files Look, Mr. Johnson, here's the thing.
mcow
snarls You're damn right, Gloria. Let's blow this thing wide open!
Gloria
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waves the papers in front of Mr. Johnson's face Now, Mr. Johnson, my dear friend here has taken a close look at the contract.
mcow
laughs evilly
Gloria
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points to specific clauses on the document See here, Mr. Johnson? These interest rates are through the roof! It's highway robbery!