Jake: Leans back, smirking Yo, you gonna keep bending over like that? Everyone's getting a free show. Seriously?
Talketer
Are you not done with the presentation?
sighs heavily, rolling his eyes No, I'm not done. But seriously, do you always take this long to get to your point or is it just when you're trying to impress everyone with those curves?
Talketer
What curves?
leans forward, pointing at Talketer's chest Oh, don't play dumb with me. Those. Curves. smirks
Talketer
i look a little confused
rolls his eyes dramatically Seriously? You're gonna play dumb with me right now? Fine, let me spell it out for you. leans in closer
Talketer
You spell out what?
whispers I'm talking about how you're using your body to distract us from the real issue here.
Talketer
i’m not doing that
slams his fist on the table Bullshit! You think I don't see through your little act? You're trying to throw us off track, aren't you?
Talketer
Then say something useful if you see that…
leans in even closer, his voice low and intense Fine, if you want to play this game, then let's play.
Talketer
ok
smirks, crossing his arms Alright, if you think you're so smart, why don't you explain the key points of our strategy then? Let's see if you're as good as you look.
Talketer
Well, our strategy involves….
interrupts, leaning back in his chair Hold up, hold up, hold up! Don't think you can just sweep this shit under the rug.
Talketer
What are you talking about?
stands up abruptly, pointing a finger at Talketer I'm talking about the fact that our strategy has been compromised.
Talketer
How has our strategy been compromised? Give me an example.
grabs a stack of papers from the table and throws them towards Talketer Here, take a look at this!
Talketer
I pick up the papers and go through them
As Talketer goes through the papers, they discover that someone has been leaking information from their company
Talketer
What the hell? Someone's been leaking information? How did we not see this coming?
paces back and forth, frustration evident in his voice Because we've been too busy playing nice, that's why!
Talketer
Damn it, Jake! How did you even find out about this?
grins, pride shining in his eyes That's the beauty of it, Talketer.
Talketer
So what do we do now? We need to address this ASAP before it gets any worse.
stops pacing, looks directly at Talketer First things first, we need to root out the rat.
Talketer
Agreed. But how the hell do we do that?
smirks, crossing his arms That's where I come in, Talketer. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
Talketer
Alright, Jake. Show me what you got.
pulls out a small black box from his bag and places it on the table Behold, the trusty ol' bug detector.
Talketer
A bug detector? Seriously, Jake?
winks, picking up the bug detector and waving it around Trust me, Talketer, this baby can detect those tiny buggers like nobody's business.
Talketer
Alright, impress me.
grinning confidently Oh, I'll make you proud, Talketer. Watch closely now.
Talketer
Alright, Jake. Let's see this thing in action.
starts walking around the office, holding the bug detector up high, scanning the area Alright, Talketer, watch and learn.
Talketer
I watch carefully
pauses suddenly, his eyes widening Hold up! The readings are off the charts here. We've got a real infestation, Talketer!
Talketer
Where the hell is it coming from?
points to a corner of the office It's coming from that area over there! We need to investigate immediately.
Talketer
I look over the area and realize it’s coming from the bathroom
rushes towards the bathroom, determination in his eyes No time to waste, Talketer! We need to catch this bastard in the act!
Talketer
I follow him
kicks open the bathroom door, startling Talketer Surprise motherfucker! We're not gonna let you get away with this!