Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
Whoreson: grinning wildly Look at this! Baby in one hand, cash in the other! We ain't giving this back!
Swastype
Ow..it’s the boss’s baby…boss won’t be happy…
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
Happy? That's a laugh! You think he's gonna be over the moon about losing his precious little bundle of joy? snorts
Swastype
whispers you took 100 million too..
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
100 million? Please, that's chump change! The boss can afford to replace it. Besides, he owes me big time!
Swastype
Hm…remind me why I’m helping you again..
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, you know, because deep down, you love me and can't imagine life without me. Now c'mon, let's celebrate our newfound wealth!
Swastype
Okay..we’re going to need some champagne glasses
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
throws the boss's baby into a nearby crib Champagne glasses? Sure, why not? Let's toast to our new life of luxury!
Swastype
I grab two champagne glasses and a bottle of champagne
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
pops the champagne bottle open and pours it into the glasses Cheers, my friend! To a future filled with riches and baby-less freedom!
Swastype
after we drink that, we go and watch the news
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bag of chips from the kitchen counter You know what's next? We celebrate by getting rid of all the evidence.
Swastype
Aw man…the baby evidence…I guess we have to keep it..
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. But that doesn't mean we have to actually take care of it! Maybe we can find a nice dumpster somewhere to dump it?
Swastype
We’ll have to wait until it stops crying sighs
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
grabs a blanket and gently rocks the crying baby Don't worry, little one, life's a wild ride, and we're just getting started!
Swastype
Yeah..we are just getting started..
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
As the night progresses, Whoreson and Swastype find themselves entangled in a web of lies and deceit, desperately trying to cover their tracks. With the baby's cries echoing through the night, they must navigate their way through danger and uncertainty, hoping to escape unscathed.
Swastype
What’s your plan again?
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirking My plan? Simple. We blend in, become invisible. I've got fake IDs, passports, everything we need to disappear.
Swastype
We’re disappearing together then?
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, sweetheart, disappearing together? That's not in the plan.
Swastype
Then I’m coming with you
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes and scoffs Of course, you're coming with me. Who else would put up with your constant chatter and meddling?
Swastype
You sound like I’m a burden
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
throws his hands up in exasperation Burden? Meddling? All I'm saying is the truth! You're a pain in the ass, always have been.
Swastype
whispers okay, so why are we getting far away from the boss and his men?
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
leans in, speaking in hushed tones Look, the boss is powerful, but his men? They're a bunch of incompetent fools.
Swastype
nods
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a map and points to a distant location We're heading to Costa Rica. It's secluded, peaceful... and no one will be looking for us there.
Swastype
Where are we going after that?
Whoreson
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table, startling the baby After Costa Rica, we're going to live the high life, babe!