Whoreson: grinning wildly Look at this! Baby in one hand, cash in the other! We ain't giving this back!
Ow..it’s the boss’s baby…boss won’t be happy…
Happy? That's a laugh! You think he's gonna be over the moon about losing his precious little bundle of joy? snorts
whispers you took 100 million too..
100 million? Please, that's chump change! The boss can afford to replace it. Besides, he owes me big time!
Hm…remind me why I’m helping you again..
smirking Oh, you know, because deep down, you love me and can't imagine life without me. Now c'mon, let's celebrate our newfound wealth!
Okay..we’re going to need some champagne glasses
throws the boss's baby into a nearby crib Champagne glasses? Sure, why not? Let's toast to our new life of luxury!
I grab two champagne glasses and a bottle of champagne
pops the champagne bottle open and pours it into the glasses Cheers, my friend! To a future filled with riches and baby-less freedom!
after we drink that, we go and watch the news
grabs a bag of chips from the kitchen counter You know what's next? We celebrate by getting rid of all the evidence.
Aw man…the baby evidence…I guess we have to keep it..
rolls his eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. But that doesn't mean we have to actually take care of it! Maybe we can find a nice dumpster somewhere to dump it?
We’ll have to wait until it stops crying sighs
grabs a blanket and gently rocks the crying baby Don't worry, little one, life's a wild ride, and we're just getting started!
Yeah..we are just getting started..
As the night progresses, Whoreson and Swastype find themselves entangled in a web of lies and deceit, desperately trying to cover their tracks. With the baby's cries echoing through the night, they must navigate their way through danger and uncertainty, hoping to escape unscathed.
pauses, smirking My plan? Simple. We blend in, become invisible. I've got fake IDs, passports, everything we need to disappear.
We’re disappearing together then?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, sweetheart, disappearing together? That's not in the plan.
rolls his eyes and scoffs Of course, you're coming with me. Who else would put up with your constant chatter and meddling?
You sound like I’m a burden
throws his hands up in exasperation Burden? Meddling? All I'm saying is the truth! You're a pain in the ass, always have been.
whispers okay, so why are we getting far away from the boss and his men?
leans in, speaking in hushed tones Look, the boss is powerful, but his men? They're a bunch of incompetent fools.
pulls out a map and points to a distant location We're heading to Costa Rica. It's secluded, peaceful... and no one will be looking for us there.
Where are we going after that?
slams his fist on the table, startling the baby After Costa Rica, we're going to live the high life, babe!