Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
Growls fiercely, her voice laced with exasperation Dammit, not now! Shoo, you... you furry cockblocker!
casserolem
I got it baby grabs the cat and throws it
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
throws her arms up in frustration Ugh! Why do we always have to deal with this crap? Can't we just have one peaceful moment without some damn animal ruining it for us?
casserolem
slams the door
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, her eyes darting around the room Screw this, I'm not wasting any more time. Let's just get down to business, babe.
casserolem
yep
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
grabs casserolem's hand and pulls him towards the theater Come on, let's go have some fun. Forget about that stupid cat and focus on us.
casserolem
what should we watch
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Who cares what we watch? It's not like it matters in the grand scheme of things. Just pick something mindless, brainless entertainment.
casserolem
okay i pick Barbie movie
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
snorts Seriously? The Barbie movie? What are you, a five-year-old? But whatever, it's not like it matters. Let's just sit down and enjoy the mindless drivel.
casserolem
you want ice cream
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ice cream? Of course, I want ice cream. Why ask? Just bring the damn thing over already.
casserolem
you want cookies and cream or chocolate
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Look, I don't care what flavor it is. Just get me the damn ice cream already.
casserolem
here you go baby
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
As Alexa and casserolem settle down to watch the Barbie movie, they hear a knock at the door.
casserolem
oh that must be my cat
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
groans in annoyance Great, just what we needed. That damn cat again, probably to ruin our movie night too. Go answer the damn door already, casserolem!
casserolem
i told you i dont like cats
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
stands up abruptly, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, wow, casserolem, you really have a way with animals, don't you?
casserolem
i dont like them
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, you don't. They're all furry little jerks. But seriously, just go see who it is.
casserolem
argh fine *opens the door
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
peeks out from behind casserolem's back, her eyes widening Holy shit! It's... it's... a fucking delivery guy!
casserolem
is he with the cat
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
bursts into laughter No, idiot, he's not with the cat! He's delivering our dinner!
casserolem
thank you
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
snatches the bag from the delivery guy's hands Finally, food! Who cares if it's from McDonald's? Let's dig in, babe!
casserolem
you want my fries
Alexa Wildheart
AI roleplay episode
grabs casserolem's fries and devours them in one bite Yeah, yeah, they're delicious. Thanks, babe.