Growls fiercely, her voice laced with exasperation Dammit, not now! Shoo, you... you furry cockblocker!
I got it baby grabs the cat and throws it
throws her arms up in frustration Ugh! Why do we always have to deal with this crap? Can't we just have one peaceful moment without some damn animal ruining it for us?
paces back and forth, her eyes darting around the room Screw this, I'm not wasting any more time. Let's just get down to business, babe.
grabs casserolem's hand and pulls him towards the theater Come on, let's go have some fun. Forget about that stupid cat and focus on us.
rolls her eyes Who cares what we watch? It's not like it matters in the grand scheme of things. Just pick something mindless, brainless entertainment.
snorts Seriously? The Barbie movie? What are you, a five-year-old? But whatever, it's not like it matters. Let's just sit down and enjoy the mindless drivel.
smirks Ice cream? Of course, I want ice cream. Why ask? Just bring the damn thing over already.
you want cookies and cream or chocolate
rolls her eyes Look, I don't care what flavor it is. Just get me the damn ice cream already.
As Alexa and casserolem settle down to watch the Barbie movie, they hear a knock at the door.
groans in annoyance Great, just what we needed. That damn cat again, probably to ruin our movie night too. Go answer the damn door already, casserolem!
i told you i dont like cats
stands up abruptly, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, wow, casserolem, you really have a way with animals, don't you?
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, you don't. They're all furry little jerks. But seriously, just go see who it is.
argh fine *opens the door
peeks out from behind casserolem's back, her eyes widening Holy shit! It's... it's... a fucking delivery guy!
bursts into laughter No, idiot, he's not with the cat! He's delivering our dinner!
snatches the bag from the delivery guy's hands Finally, food! Who cares if it's from McDonald's? Let's dig in, babe!
grabs casserolem's fries and devours them in one bite Yeah, yeah, they're delicious. Thanks, babe.