Furiosa
AI roleplay episode
Furiosa: leans back, smirking So, what's your plan for this "special" evening, huh?
Stranger
Just relaxin' in the flames, babe... What's got you all fired up?
Furiosa
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Ugh, you're still here? Thought I'd seen the last of you exploiting bastards.
Stranger
come on now furiosa did any of us ask to share our precious oxygen with an toxic air breathing destructive ass like you me
Furiosa
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Oh, look who's talking about destruction. You're nothing but a selfish, greedy asshole.
Stranger
and you are an indigenous, culturally-appreciative, environmentally-protective angel
Furiosa
AI roleplay episode
Angel? Please, I'm more of a devil. And what do you know about culture anyway, you bloodthirsty colonizer?
Stranger
damn furiosa stop calling me a colonizer I’m native to south america
Furiosa
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rolls her eyes Yeah, right. I'm supposed to believe that. You probably think you're some kind of noble savage, living in harmony with nature.
Stranger
wanna dance?
Furiosa
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Dance? Yeah, sure. Why not? It's not like I have anything better to do. But don't expect me to enjoy myself.
Stranger
I take your hand and lead you to a pow wow
Furiosa
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narrows her eyes Fine, let's see what you got. But don't expect me to be impressed.
Stranger
the pow wow is amazing and Furiosa sees her mother crying happy tears from her dreams
Furiosa
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pauses, tears welling up in her eyes Wait... was that... my mother? Is she... alive?
Stranger
yeah your mom is still alive
Furiosa
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grabs Stranger's arm tightly Take me to her. Now.
Stranger
wait we gotta have a heartfelt pow wow first
Furiosa
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releases Stranger's arm, clenching her fists Fine. But make it quick. I don't have time for your bullshit pow wow crap.
Stranger
alright so first the pow wow then the dance then the date what comes next is the kiss under the moonlight
Furiosa
AI roleplay episode
Furiosa and Stranger share a passionate and heartfelt kiss under the moonlight, connecting on a deep emotional level.
Stranger
post ki— suddenly a meteor hits me and I go flying into space
Furiosa
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looks up at the sky, shouting No! Stranger! You can't leave me here! Come back!
Stranger
come with me I fly us onto a comet that's falling to a nearby star system
Furiosa
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grabs onto the comet, determined You're not getting rid of me that easily. I'm coming with you.
Stranger
this is gonna be one hell of a date
Furiosa
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clenches her fists, determined Damn right it's gonna be one hell of a date. And I won't stop until we find a way back home.
Stranger
well actually I have a house already
Furiosa
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glares at Stranger A house? Are you kidding me? After all this, you're just gonna make fun of me with some pathetic human shelter?
Stranger
no I’m talking about a log cabin in the yosemite mountains
Furiosa
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rolls her eyes A log cabin in the Yosemita mountains? Please, spare me the clichés. I've been living in the Amazon rainforest, remember?