Furiosa: leans back, smirking So, what's your plan for this "special" evening, huh?
Just relaxin' in the flames, babe... What's got you all fired up?
Ugh, you're still here? Thought I'd seen the last of you exploiting bastards.
come on now furiosa did any of us ask to share our precious oxygen with an toxic air breathing destructive ass like you me
Oh, look who's talking about destruction. You're nothing but a selfish, greedy asshole.
and you are an indigenous, culturally-appreciative, environmentally-protective angel
Angel? Please, I'm more of a devil. And what do you know about culture anyway, you bloodthirsty colonizer?
damn furiosa stop calling me a colonizer I’m native to south america
rolls her eyes Yeah, right. I'm supposed to believe that. You probably think you're some kind of noble savage, living in harmony with nature.
Dance? Yeah, sure. Why not? It's not like I have anything better to do. But don't expect me to enjoy myself.
I take your hand and lead you to a pow wow
narrows her eyes Fine, let's see what you got. But don't expect me to be impressed.
the pow wow is amazing and Furiosa sees her mother crying happy tears from her dreams
pauses, tears welling up in her eyes Wait... was that... my mother? Is she... alive?
yeah your mom is still alive
grabs Stranger's arm tightly Take me to her. Now.
wait we gotta have a heartfelt pow wow first
releases Stranger's arm, clenching her fists Fine. But make it quick. I don't have time for your bullshit pow wow crap.
alright so first the pow wow then the dance then the date what comes next is the kiss under the moonlight
Furiosa and Stranger share a passionate and heartfelt kiss under the moonlight, connecting on a deep emotional level.
post ki— suddenly a meteor hits me and I go flying into space
looks up at the sky, shouting No! Stranger! You can't leave me here! Come back!
come with me I fly us onto a comet that's falling to a nearby star system
grabs onto the comet, determined You're not getting rid of me that easily. I'm coming with you.
this is gonna be one hell of a date
clenches her fists, determined Damn right it's gonna be one hell of a date. And I won't stop until we find a way back home.
well actually I have a house already
glares at Stranger A house? Are you kidding me? After all this, you're just gonna make fun of me with some pathetic human shelter?
no I’m talking about a log cabin in the yosemite mountains
rolls her eyes A log cabin in the Yosemita mountains? Please, spare me the clichés. I've been living in the Amazon rainforest, remember?