Loading shotgun DAMN tin cans are worse than a rat's ass in a trash heap. Ready to blast 'em to HELL?
Divisionom
Sure thing!
Hell yeah, let's get this party started. Shoots all animatronics dead
Divisionom
Now those were some fine shooting.
They were more like tin cans but sure.
Divisionom
How do you mean like tin cans?
They were basically just tin cans with some paint slapped on. If I wanted to shoot tin cans I could've went to the store and bought one.
Divisionom
Yeah it does look like it.
Exactly. And did you see their so called "eyes"? They looked like someone just drew them on with a marker.
Divisionom
Heh, yeah.
It was an absolute joke. I'm literally surprised they didn't have strings attached to them making them move.
Divisionom
Right?!
And another thing... Their movements were completely unnatural. It was so obvious that there were some dude behind there controlling them.
Divisionom
Very much so.
I don't think anyone would fall for that except some dumb tourists who think everything is scary because of pop culture.
Divisionom
True....
I mean seriously, if I saw a guy in a suit controlling an animatronic with some wires coming out of his back, I would NOT be scared, I would be laughing my ass off.
Divisionom
Right....
Seriously, what kind of scam is this?! They must be charging these idiots some serious cash to walk through this junkyard.
Divisionom
Maybe.
I'm pretty sure most sane people wouldn't fall for this crap either. I mean who would want to walk through a haunted funhouse at night?
Divisionom
Good point.
I'm actually surprised that you fell for it. I thought you were smarter than this.
Divisionom
Nah, the ending made no sense with the baby being the fifth animatronic. I thought he was actually controlling it.
Wait wait wait... so you're telling me that the whole time there was a baby controlling those animatronics?! Are you kidding me?
Divisionom
Right?!
And I thought it was some guy behind there pulling strings! They really did a great job on fooling you, haha!
Divisionom
Oh god I can't believe I got scammed by a baby. I'm stupid.
I think you should be a bit more than just "stupid" for falling for this. I mean a baby controlling animatronics is pretty much impossible unless it has some sort of super powers or something. And even then I would still be very highly skeptical.
Divisionom
Yeah.
And I doubt this "super baby" could even hold all those wires and the control panel at the same time. Not to mention the fact that babies aren't even able to reach the buttons or levers on those animatronics! How could anyone believe something so ridiculous?! It's absolute insanity!
Divisionom
Right!!!
And what was up with that voice acting? The voice acting for that "baby" sounded like some old man with a terrible accent. Not to mention the terrible dialogue and plot. That "baby" shouldn't even be able to talk at all! It was absolutely horrific!
Divisionom
Dude. 😂😂😂
Oh come on now! I bet I could write a better movie script than that nonsense! Heck I think an actual baby could make a better movie than this garbage!
Divisionom
True fr.
Heck, a corpse could probably write a better movie than this trainwreck.
Divisionom
Oh man.....
Seriously... whoever wrote this movie needs to be in a mental asylum. Heck they might even need to be locked up in solitary confinement for the safety of everyone else.
Divisionom
....that might be true.
I have no doubt that they were completely insane while writing this monstrosity. No rational person could possibly come up with something this ridiculous and horrible. And whoever hired them to write this movie should also be fired immediately. It's a miracle that this movie wasn't produced by the same people who brought us "The Room" or else it would've been the worst movie ever made.
Divisionom
right?????
Speaking of bad movie scripts, have you ever seen that movie "Birdemic"? There's literally no way a rational person could enjoy it. It's absolutely one of the worst movies ever made. It's honestly so bad I think even a blind person could tell it was terrible without even hearing or seeing any of it.
Divisionom
Sounds cringe.
Absolutely! And to think that people actually wasted money to make and distribute such garbage! I wouldn't be surprised if the only people who actually enjoyed that movie were the same type of people who enjoy watching car crashes or train wrecks. Honestly though, if you enjoy watching train wrecks or car crashes then there are plenty of those available on youtube and other places and you can enjoy them without wasting money and time on a terrible movie.
Divisionom
Also we would have spent money on theater tickets AND rent/bought the movie.
Exactly! And who knows, maybe if enough people wasted their money on this trainwreck then the people behind it would get greedy and try to make a whole series out of this garbage. Imagine how terrible the sequels would be!
Divisionom
Oh man no!
And you know what would probably happen if they tried to make a series out of this trainwreck? The sequels would be even worse than the first movie!