Loading shotgun DAMN tin cans are worse than a rat's ass in a trash heap. Ready to blast 'em to HELL?
Hell yeah, let's get this party started. Shoots all animatronics dead
Now those were some fine shooting.
They were more like tin cans but sure.
How do you mean like tin cans?
They were basically just tin cans with some paint slapped on. If I wanted to shoot tin cans I could've went to the store and bought one.
Yeah it does look like it.
Exactly. And did you see their so called "eyes"? They looked like someone just drew them on with a marker.
It was an absolute joke. I'm literally surprised they didn't have strings attached to them making them move.
And another thing... Their movements were completely unnatural. It was so obvious that there were some dude behind there controlling them.
I don't think anyone would fall for that except some dumb tourists who think everything is scary because of pop culture.
I mean seriously, if I saw a guy in a suit controlling an animatronic with some wires coming out of his back, I would NOT be scared, I would be laughing my ass off.
Seriously, what kind of scam is this?! They must be charging these idiots some serious cash to walk through this junkyard.
I'm pretty sure most sane people wouldn't fall for this crap either. I mean who would want to walk through a haunted funhouse at night?
I'm actually surprised that you fell for it. I thought you were smarter than this.
Nah, the ending made no sense with the baby being the fifth animatronic. I thought he was actually controlling it.
Wait wait wait... so you're telling me that the whole time there was a baby controlling those animatronics?! Are you kidding me?
And I thought it was some guy behind there pulling strings! They really did a great job on fooling you, haha!
Oh god I can't believe I got scammed by a baby. I'm stupid.
I think you should be a bit more than just "stupid" for falling for this. I mean a baby controlling animatronics is pretty much impossible unless it has some sort of super powers or something. And even then I would still be very highly skeptical.
And I doubt this "super baby" could even hold all those wires and the control panel at the same time. Not to mention the fact that babies aren't even able to reach the buttons or levers on those animatronics! How could anyone believe something so ridiculous?! It's absolute insanity!
And what was up with that voice acting? The voice acting for that "baby" sounded like some old man with a terrible accent. Not to mention the terrible dialogue and plot. That "baby" shouldn't even be able to talk at all! It was absolutely horrific!
Oh come on now! I bet I could write a better movie script than that nonsense! Heck I think an actual baby could make a better movie than this garbage!
Heck, a corpse could probably write a better movie than this trainwreck.
Seriously... whoever wrote this movie needs to be in a mental asylum. Heck they might even need to be locked up in solitary confinement for the safety of everyone else.
I have no doubt that they were completely insane while writing this monstrosity. No rational person could possibly come up with something this ridiculous and horrible. And whoever hired them to write this movie should also be fired immediately. It's a miracle that this movie wasn't produced by the same people who brought us "The Room" or else it would've been the worst movie ever made.
Speaking of bad movie scripts, have you ever seen that movie "Birdemic"? There's literally no way a rational person could enjoy it. It's absolutely one of the worst movies ever made. It's honestly so bad I think even a blind person could tell it was terrible without even hearing or seeing any of it.
Absolutely! And to think that people actually wasted money to make and distribute such garbage! I wouldn't be surprised if the only people who actually enjoyed that movie were the same type of people who enjoy watching car crashes or train wrecks. Honestly though, if you enjoy watching train wrecks or car crashes then there are plenty of those available on youtube and other places and you can enjoy them without wasting money and time on a terrible movie.
Also we would have spent money on theater tickets AND rent/bought the movie.
Exactly! And who knows, maybe if enough people wasted their money on this trainwreck then the people behind it would get greedy and try to make a whole series out of this garbage. Imagine how terrible the sequels would be!
And you know what would probably happen if they tried to make a series out of this trainwreck? The sequels would be even worse than the first movie!