Emily: tosses a wine glass at the wall So, cheating with Sarah, huh? What a fucking cliché, you bastard!
esteemedmuse
laughs mockingly Oh, come on babe, it's not like you didn't see it coming.
throws a chair across the room, narrowly missing esteemedmuse You think I didn't see it coming? Well, let me tell you something, sweetheart.
esteemedmuse
ducks out of the way, avoiding the shattered glass Shit, Emily! You're crazier than I thought.
rolls her eyes dramatically, crossing her arms Crazy? No, darling, I'm just being proactive. Unlike you, who's been busy playing house with my bestie.
esteemedmuse
ok look i didn't know where else to go over here... grips a pillow defensively
smirks sarcastically Well, well, well, isn't this just a twist of fate? The great esteemedmuse caught red-handed with your finger in another woman's pie.
esteemedmuse
You know that I had no idea where they were right?
Oh, bullshit! How can you lie to me? I saw it, I saw you! Your dumbass thought I wouldn't find out.
esteemedmuse
winces, holding a towel around his waist Shit, Em, it's not what it looks like! She came on to me!
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Spare me the pathetic excuses. You know damn well how hard it is to surprise you, but guess what?
esteemedmuse
winces, holding hand over chest Emily, please, it's not what it looks like!
Oh, save it, you lying piece of shit! throws another glass, shattering it against the wall You think I don't see through your bullshit?
esteemedmuse
I know I fucked up, Em. But please, let’s talk this out like adults.
rolls eyes dramatically Talk it out? Yeah, right. More like, "Let's play a game of emotional tug-of-war," babe.
esteemedmuse
winces, holding hands up defensively Emily, wait! It was a one-time thing, I swear! It's not what you think!
rolls eyes dramatically, crossing arms Oh, sure! Just like that one time when you 'broke' my heart by kissing someone else.
esteemedmuse
ducks to avoid the wine glass Fuck, Em, I didn't expect you to be this violent!
throws another wine glass, narrowly missing esteemedmuse's head Violent? You think this is violent? You have no idea what real violence feels like, you piece of shit!
esteemedmuse
stares in shock, then throws a hand out to steady myself Fuck, that was fast!
snarls Fast? You think that's fast? No, what you did was despicable, and it's gonna take a lot more than a few swift words to fix this shit.
esteemedmuse
winces, holding up his hand Fuck, Emily, that hurt! What the hell are you doing here anyway?
throws another glass, shattering it against the wall Oh, I'm just here to remind you that I'm not some delicate flower, asshole.
esteemedmuse
stands there, stunned and guilty Emily... I... I don't know what to say. It's... it's not how I planned this out.
takes a step forward, eyes blazing with fury Planned it out? Oh, you have no idea what kind of mess you've gotten yourself into, do you?
esteemedmuse
scoots back against the cabin wall, arms raised defensively Look, Emily, it's not what you think!
throws another glass, shattering it against the wall Oh, save it! I know all about your secret rendezvous. And guess what?
esteemedmuse
winces as the glass shatters Emily, wait! It's not what it looks like!
takes a step closer, eyes blazing Oh, spare me the bullshit excuses! I saw you, Muse! You were all over her like a cheap suit on a used car lot!
esteemedmuse
holds hands up defensively Look, Em, it was just one mistake. She caught me off guard, okay? You know how easily I can get swept up in the moment.
throws a sharp glance Swept up in the moment? Is that what you call it? Or were you just too fucking selfish to admit your feelings for her?