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Speeding into Trouble

Roleplay
#CatAndMouseGame#ChicagoCop

John

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John

John a Chicago police officer
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John
AI roleplay episode
approaches the car, a scowl on his face, tapping the driver's window with his flashlight Rolled down your window yet, leadfoot?
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basketballm
can you speak english
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John
AI roleplay episode
leans in the window Of course I can speak English, dumbass. Now, do you have any excuses for speeding like a maniac?
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basketballm
i just wanted to see how fast i could go
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John
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Well, congratulations, you've achieved the speed of sound! But guess what? The speed limit is still there, waiting to slap you in the face.
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basketballm
well too bad
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John
AI roleplay episode
Too bad? You think this is a joke? I'm giving you a ticket, and it's gonna cost you a pretty penny.
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basketballm
ok
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John
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writes the ticket with a flourish and hands it to basketballm Here you go, enjoy spending your hard-earned cash on this fine.
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basketballm
ya thanks sweeps past you towards the court
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John
AI roleplay episode
grinning Enjoy your little joyride, speed racer! Maybe next time you'll learn to follow the rules! watching basketballm sweep past
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basketballm
oh did i get a ticket
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John
AI roleplay episode
chuckles You betcha! Got yourself a nice little souvenir from the speed cops. Better be careful next time, wouldn't wanna see you in court.
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basketballm
how much was it
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John
AI roleplay episode
smirking Oh, let's just say it's gonna put a dent in your wallet. We're talking about a fine that'll make you cry like a baby.
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basketballm
Damn that's more than i expected. I'll have to start a petition to change the speed limit
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John
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<basketballm starts a petition to change the speed limit, but it fails to gain any support>
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basketballm
guess what? im back
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John
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raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to come back. Thought you'd escaped me, huh?
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basketballm
not really shows you a paper i talked to the mayor and changed the speed limits all over the city
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John
AI roleplay episode
snatches the paper from basketballm's hand Changing the speed limits, huh? Let's see if your little signature can actually make a difference.
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basketballm
we will see
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John
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throws the paper on the ground and stomps on it Hah! Your little petition means nothing to me, you naive idiot!
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basketballm
Guess what? points to a board showing speed limit increase now it means something
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John
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stares at the board in disbelief What the... How did you... Damn it, you sneaky little devil!
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basketballm
You should keep up with current events. also btw i got the speed cameras removed so no more fines for anyone
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John
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clenches his fists in frustration You conniving bastard! Changing the speed limits and removing the cameras? You've ruined everything!
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basketballm
Yes! for the people!!!
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John
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slams his palm on the table Ruined everything?! You think this is some kind of game, huh? Making changes without even considering the consequences?
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basketballm
you heard a news broadcast saying someone stole all of illinois money because the state government went bankrupt and basketballm was being escorted out of the building by sswat team cause they spent all the money in 3 minutes
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John
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jaw drops in shock Holy shit! They really did it! Basketballm, you conniving son of a bitch! You stole all the damn money?