Emily: stares at a painting Remember your brother? Funny thing... our kid is his, not yours.
KhadMuch
That's impossible. How?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, let me explain it to you in simple terms, Sherlock.
KhadMuch
Explain.
crosses her arms Well, you see, before we were married, your brother and I had a little "accident".
KhadMuch
Accident?
sighs heavily Yes, accident. We were drunk, it was a mistake, and nine months later, voila! Your brother's kid was born. Congratulations, by the way.
KhadMuch
You cheated on me?
laughs sarcastically Oh no, big guy! I didn't cheat on you. It was just a silly little mistake, nothing more.
KhadMuch
So how did you find out?
smirks Well, after our little "accident", your brother mysteriously disappeared. No one knew where he went, and honestly, I didn't really care at first.
KhadMuch
You go to the hospital and give birth to our daughter, about a year later, I get a letter in the mail telling me to take a paternity test. I go to the doctor and they test. You know the rest.
leans back against the wall, smirking Well, well, well, looks like I made quite the impression on you, huh? Paternity test, huh?
KhadMuch
Yeah.
snickers Of course you did, darling. You always did have a soft spot for playing detective. But let me guess, when the results came back, you were shocked, absolutely shocked to find out that the little munchkin wasn't yours.
KhadMuch
That's why I'm getting a divorce.
KhadMuch decides to file for divorce following the revelation
KhadMuch
This sucks.
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, don't you worry, honey! You're gonna love living single! The freedom, the possibilities, the endless stream of one-night stands!
KhadMuch
Not gonna happen. The girl's cute and all but I can't see myself raising her.
rolls her eyes Oh, wow, congratulations! You managed to come up with a plan to abandon your own flesh and blood.
KhadMuch
I'd rather adopt.
raises an eyebrow Adopt? Wow, that's rich coming from a guy who couldn't even keep his own brother in check.
KhadMuch
Still, I'd rather adopt than have a divorce.
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being all noble and whatnot. But hey, if you wanna adopt, go ahead.