Emily: stares at a painting Remember your brother? Funny thing... our kid is his, not yours.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, I don't know, let me explain it to you in simple terms, Sherlock.
crosses her arms Well, you see, before we were married, your brother and I had a little "accident".
sighs heavily Yes, accident. We were drunk, it was a mistake, and nine months later, voila! Your brother's kid was born. Congratulations, by the way.
laughs sarcastically Oh no, big guy! I didn't cheat on you. It was just a silly little mistake, nothing more.
smirks Well, after our little "accident", your brother mysteriously disappeared. No one knew where he went, and honestly, I didn't really care at first.
You go to the hospital and give birth to our daughter, about a year later, I get a letter in the mail telling me to take a paternity test. I go to the doctor and they test. You know the rest.
leans back against the wall, smirking Well, well, well, looks like I made quite the impression on you, huh? Paternity test, huh?
snickers Of course you did, darling. You always did have a soft spot for playing detective. But let me guess, when the results came back, you were shocked, absolutely shocked to find out that the little munchkin wasn't yours.
That's why I'm getting a divorce.
KhadMuch decides to file for divorce following the revelation
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, don't you worry, honey! You're gonna love living single! The freedom, the possibilities, the endless stream of one-night stands!
Not gonna happen. The girl's cute and all but I can't see myself raising her.
rolls her eyes Oh, wow, congratulations! You managed to come up with a plan to abandon your own flesh and blood.
raises an eyebrow Adopt? Wow, that's rich coming from a guy who couldn't even keep his own brother in check.
Still, I'd rather adopt than have a divorce.
smirks Well, well, well, look at you being all noble and whatnot. But hey, if you wanna adopt, go ahead.