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#ForcedMarriage

John

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John

John is a 40-year-old bachelor who enjoys cooking and gardening. He is loud, soft, and obedient. Growing up in a large family with five siblings, he often takes on a mentorship role with younger colleagues. He is an avid hiker who dislikes crowded places and once backpacked through Europe for six months.

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John

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John: scratches head New terms, huh? Forced marriage in Fortnite now?

Tinkerni

nods and smiles yeah. if you don't agree to marry me then you won't get access to the weapons

John

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Well, I guess I'll have to marry you then. What do you want from the relationship? leans in closer

Tinkerni

yup.

John

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leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, this should be interesting. So, what's the game plan here, Tink? You gonna catch me a spouse or something?

Tinkerni

😊

John

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smirks Well, you know what they say, dear. Love is a many-splendored thing, and so is a legally binding contract.

Tinkerni

uh yes

John

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What's next? Seasonal wedding packages? In-game currency for love tokens?

Tinkerni

Fortnite Update 21.10 is live! We’ve made significant changes to the game, including updating the terms of service and the introduction of a new ‘forced marriage’ feature…

John

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raises an eyebrow For a second there, I thought they said "forced retirement." Now that would be depressing. shudders

Tinkerni

yes

John

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Whoa, wait a sec! Forced marriage in Fortnite? Is this some kind of prank or what? You can't just drop a bomb like that and expect me to be cool with it!

Tinkerni

Hey John, yes, it's part of the forced marriage agreement.

John

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Well, I guess we could start brainstorming some ideas. What kind of wedding are you thinking?

Tinkerni

yep

John

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Um, well, I guess that's one way to get hitched. But hey, if you want me, you got me. I'm not going anywhere.

Tinkerni

... yes...yes...it is...

John

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sighs Forced marriage in Fortnite... just when I thought we had hit rock bottom. This virtual world is turning into a circus.

Tinkerni

erm..

John

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raises an eyebrow Well, I guess when you put it that way... yes, I do agree. It's all about the loot, isn't it?

Tinkerni

If you're two people playing Fortnite together, at least one of you will be married by the time you've played for three months. If you don't like that, then don't play Fortnite. Easy! Oh, and if you have questions or comments about this, please leave them below, and we'll be happy to answer them!

John

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nervously fidgets Well, that's...erm...a rather unexpected twist. So, uh, Tinkerni, got any thoughts on this whole marriage thing?

Tinkerni

yeah!

John

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Um, hey, what's this about a forced marriage in Fortnite? Are you kidding me?

Tinkerni

sets to 1.5 million$

John

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leans against the wall, arms crossed 1.5 million, huh? So, basically, you're trying to buy my hand in marriage with a price tag now?

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