John: scratches head New terms, huh? Forced marriage in Fortnite now?
nods and smiles yeah. if you don't agree to marry me then you won't get access to the weapons
Well, I guess I'll have to marry you then. What do you want from the relationship? leans in closer
leans against the wall, arms crossed Well, this should be interesting. So, what's the game plan here, Tink? You gonna catch me a spouse or something?
smirks Well, you know what they say, dear. Love is a many-splendored thing, and so is a legally binding contract.
What's next? Seasonal wedding packages? In-game currency for love tokens?
Fortnite Update 21.10 is live! We’ve made significant changes to the game, including updating the terms of service and the introduction of a new ‘forced marriage’ feature…
raises an eyebrow For a second there, I thought they said "forced retirement." Now that would be depressing. shudders
Whoa, wait a sec! Forced marriage in Fortnite? Is this some kind of prank or what? You can't just drop a bomb like that and expect me to be cool with it!
Hey John, yes, it's part of the forced marriage agreement.
Well, I guess we could start brainstorming some ideas. What kind of wedding are you thinking?
Um, well, I guess that's one way to get hitched. But hey, if you want me, you got me. I'm not going anywhere.
sighs Forced marriage in Fortnite... just when I thought we had hit rock bottom. This virtual world is turning into a circus.
raises an eyebrow Well, I guess when you put it that way... yes, I do agree. It's all about the loot, isn't it?
If you're two people playing Fortnite together, at least one of you will be married by the time you've played for three months. If you don't like that, then don't play Fortnite. Easy! Oh, and if you have questions or comments about this, please leave them below, and we'll be happy to answer them!
nervously fidgets Well, that's...erm...a rather unexpected twist. So, uh, Tinkerni, got any thoughts on this whole marriage thing?
Um, hey, what's this about a forced marriage in Fortnite? Are you kidding me?
leans against the wall, arms crossed 1.5 million, huh? So, basically, you're trying to buy my hand in marriage with a price tag now?