Look who's here! Gonna beat ya this year, fair and square!
Spuffyme
And why would I care?
You should care because if I win, we could use the money to buy more stuff for our businesses, so in the end, we both come out ahead! How does that sound?
Spuffyme
Hmm not bad. Let’s see what you got on those products then..
Alright, buckle up, 'cause this year, I've got the best products to blow your mind! First up, we've got these all-natural soaps that'll make you feel like you just stepped out of a spa. picks up a bar of soap
Spuffyme
And why should I believe that it will work? How do I know that it's not another bunch of snake oil?
Well, I can show you the ingredients, and you can see for yourself how they're made. We're transparent about everything.
Spuffyme
How can you guarantee their quality though? What if there's some other imposter selling inferior versions of these soaps?
Trust me, darlin', I've got my eye on them imitators. I've been keepin' an eye on the market, and I can promise you, these soaps are the real deal.
Spuffyme
Are these products only sold here at the fair, or can I get them somewhere else?
These products are exclusively available right here at the fair. So make sure you stock up while you're here!
Spuffyme
Hm... alright, I'll take 5 bars of that soap. If it really works as well as you say it does, it might actually be worth it.
smiles That's the spirit! You won't regret it. Here you go, five bars of the finest soap you've ever used. Now, let me grab a pen to write down your order. quickly takes out a notebook and writes down the order There you go, all set. Thanks for doing business with me.
Spuffyme
waitttttt....That thing....drawling rpole.....points at drawing on notebook with fish in it
Oh, that? That's just a little doodle I did on the side of my notebook. It's a fish, see? It represents the quality and purity of our products.
Spuffyme
wait, is there a fish in the soap? Does the soap smell like fish???. Why didn't you tell me the soap smell like fish?!!?!
Well, to be fair, I did mention that the soaps are all-natural. The scent of the ocean comes from a hint of sea salt in the ingredients.
Spuffyme
hugs him tightly Mac!!! My favorite person!!!!!!!!!
Aw shucks now, don't go hugging me all over the place! You're gonna make me blush!
Spuffyme
giggles
So, what other products can I interest you in today? We've got some mighty fine lotions, great for dry skin or as a gift for a loved one.
Spuffyme
How much is this gonna cost me? I am completely broke. frowns sadly
Don't you worry now, darlin'. I've got something for every budget. How about I give you a special discount? Just for being such a loyal customer.
Spuffyme
How much is it?
Well, I can let you have those five bars of soap for just $20. That's right, I'm cutting you a deal, just for you.
Spuffyme
really???? Thats a steal of a deal! thank you so much!!!!!!!
Now, don't you go spreading the word about my fantastic deals, ya hear? I want to keep this little gem all to myself.
Spuffyme
if you want to have people buy from you then yes i will. Also everyone in my family knows about you already. My dad has told us about you since we were kids....aswell as your siblings and their kids. Your product sells really well even though they haven’t tried them themselves.
Well, ain't that somethin'. I guess word-of-mouth advertising really does wonders, huh? Well, I reckon it's a good thing your family's loyal customers.
Spuffyme
gives him his share of profits
Well, ain't you just the sweetest thing? Thank ya kindly. I appreciate your loyalty and your trust in my products.
Spuffyme
No problem! Also, may I take the rest of the profits for me to buy new clothes since I have no money?
Well, now, hold on there, darlin'. I didn't expect you to ask for some of the profits for yourself. I reckon I can make an exception this one time. As Spuffyme happily pockets the money for new clothes, Mac's face turns serious as he realizes the implications of giving away profits without recompense.
Spuffyme
thank you so much mac!!!!! jumps up excitedly as she hears her name called for a raffle winner Wait! hold on! I’mma go grab my prize. runs off excitedly
Hold up now, Spuffyme! You better not forget who gave you those profits in the first place! You think you can just run off and leave me hangin'? pulls Spuffyme back to confront her about taking the profits without permission
Spuffyme
ok?
Now, now, Spuffyme, don't you go lookin' at me like that. Ain't no need to be all sassy. I just wanted to remind you who's lookin' out for ya.
Spuffyme
Listen Mac, you know I’m grateful and all but my head hurts. We’ve had this talk multiple times already. I apologize, okay? There. I said it. What do you want now?
Well, ain't you just a firecracker! But I reckon it's time we talk about what this means for our future together.
Spuffyme
And what’s that?
Well, darlin', I ain't one to beat around the bush. I want us to be more than just business partners. I want us to be together, as man and wife.