Emma: fidgeting I-I can't believe you accepted, sis. My heart's racing.
GnomeHockey
Yeah. We're gonna be sisters-in-law
grinning Wait, what? Sisters-in-law? Holy guacamole! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! starts dancing around the room
GnomeHockey
That it's
stops dancing and looks at GnomeHockey So, um, sis, do you have any... expectations or anything? Like, what do you think our lives are gonna be like?
GnomeHockey
Not really. Except that our parents are going to be hella pissed at us
raises an eyebrow Oh, you know your parents are gonna be freaking out like chickens in a hurricane! But hey, we'll handle them together, right?
GnomeHockey
Yea
smirking Alright, sis. Let's show those parents of ours what we're made of!
GnomeHockey
Yeah. Wonder if they will even notice that we are both girls
grabs GnomeHockey's hand and pulls her towards the door Well, sis, we're gonna make sure they notice us! Come on, let's go shake things up a bit.
GnomeHockey
Okay
opens the door and bursts into the hallway, shouting Attention everyone! Your favorite step-sisters are here to shake things up!
GnomeHockey
laughs Well, this should be interesting!
grinning mischievously That's right! We're gonna turn this house upside down if we have to! pulls GnomeHockey along as they march down the hallway
GnomeHockey
Sounds like a plan to me!
whispers excitedly Alright, sis, here's the plan. We're gonna pull a little prank on our parents.
GnomeHockey
What kind of prank?
leans in closer, whispering Alright, so remember that time we filled their bedroom with balloons?
GnomeHockey
Oh yeah! They were pissed
The two sisters go ahead with their prank, filling their parents' bedroom with balloons
GnomeHockey
Haha! Look at this place! It's like a balloon factory in here!
grinning mischievously Alright, sis, let's take it up a notch! Time to unleash our inner ninjas and pull off the ultimate prank!
GnomeHockey
Sure why not
pulls out a bucket of blue paint from behind her back We'll paint their car bright blue, sis! Watch this! opens the car door and starts pouring the paint inside
GnomeHockey
chuckles That's evil! Are we really doing this?
Hell yeah, sis! We're gonna make them regret ever laying a finger on us! throws a bottle of red dye into the car, making it look like a haunted house
GnomeHockey
You are one wicked bitch, Emma! I love it!
laughs maniacally Oh, they won't know what hit 'em! quickly runs to the garage and grabs a bag of flour
GnomeHockey
What's next?
grinning devilishly Next, sis, we're gonna dust off their favorite clothes with a little bit of flour magic! opens the closet and starts pulling out dresses and suits
GnomeHockey
snickering This is some next-level pranksterism, Emma! Can't wait to see their faces!
throws a handful of glitter on the bed And finally, sis, we'll make them feel like walking rainbows and unicorns! laughs
GnomeHockey
This is insane, Emma! I love it!
grabs GnomeHockey's hand and pulls her towards the living room Alright, sis, time to set up the grand finale!