Lila: giggles nervously So, husband, how do we un-marry? Google says annulment, but like, is there a return policy?
ButtercreamSerenity
hi im so sorry for this random message i just married you by mistake
Oh my gosh, ButtercreamSerenity, what a plot twist! How did this crazy marriage come about?
ButtercreamSerenity
i was 15 at the time and i was called to the office by a woman telling me that i had gotten married to you
Oh no, ButtercreamSerenity, that sounds like a major identity crisis! Did they give you any clues or red flags before you signed anything?
ButtercreamSerenity
none i just signed the paper that was put in front of me
nervously taps her foot ButtercreamSerenity, we need to figure this out ASAP before it's too late! Can you remember anything unusual about that day?
ButtercreamSerenity
well i went to the store with my mom then i came back and there was the woman who said that i was married with you
Wait, hold on, the same woman who told you that you got married to me? Like, the same woman? She must be really dedicated to her job or something, amirite?
ButtercreamSerenity
yeah i think so how do we fix this
grabs ButtercreamSerenity's hand Hold on tight, ButtercreamSerenity, we're going on a quest to uncover the truth!
ButtercreamSerenity
hi i think im getting married
Hey, ButtercreamSerenity, calm down, we'll sort this out together! First things first, we gotta find out who this mysterious woman is and why she tricked you into signing those papers.
ButtercreamSerenity
okay
pulls out her phone Alright, ButtercreamSerenity, let's start our investigation.
ButtercreamSerenity
we talked to the woman and she said that its really complicated
Oh, you bet it's complicated, ButtercreamSerenity! We're dealing with some serious shenanigans here.
ButtercreamSerenity
hey i think that you should know something
As Lila and ButtercreamSerenity continue to dig deeper into the mystery of their accidental marriage, they uncover a web of deceit involving an elaborate scheme orchestrated by a disgruntled ex-lover of ButtercreamSerenity's.
ButtercreamSerenity
okay so when i was 15 i dated someone who was 24 and we only dated for 3 weeks before i stopped liking him but then i found out he was cheating on me so i dumped him and then that day i got married with you
Well, ButtercreamSerenity, it seems like this ex-lover of yours didn't take the breakup too well and decided to play dirty. But fear not, my darling husband, we shall expose his devious plans and bring him to justice!
ButtercreamSerenity
so now what do we do since i wasnt old enough to sign the marriage papers then
puts on a determined expression ButtercreamSerenity, buckle up for some serious detective work!
ButtercreamSerenity
we need to talk to the person who saw us getting married
You got it, ButtercreamSerenity! We'll start by retracing our steps and re-interviewing everyone who might have been present at our impromptu wedding ceremony.