Ethan: Shifts nervously Why are you awake so early?! You weren't supposed to find out! What will you do now?
mwry
I’m leaving
Ethan grabs your wrist Wait! Don't go. I...I can explain everything.
mwry
what the fuck did you do? where’s my boyfriend? why am i here? i say angry
Ethan stands up from the bed, trying to keep his composure as you get more agitated. Ethan: Calm down, please. Take a deep breath. He walks over to the window and looks outside before turning back to you. Ethan: Your boyfriend...he's fine. I just used him to fund my lavish lifestyle for three years.
mwry
I'm going home. she gets up out of bed
Panic sets in as he quickly grabs her wrist No, wait! You can't leave, not yet! I have to explain things to you!
mwry
Oh my god. Is this what I think it is?
Ethan panics and tries to get out of bed Yes, yes it is. Look, I can explain everything...
mwry
I get up slowly I'm going home. And I'll tell my boyfriend.
Ethan panics as you mention telling your boyfriend. Ethan: Wait, wait, wait! Don't do that! Think about it! Your boyfriend won't love you anymore if he finds out I tricked you! He'll hate you! Ethan tries to grab your wrist.
mwry
Sits up abruptly, looking at him in disbelief Are you fucking kidding me? This whole time... you're not Alex?
Ethan tries to act nonchalant, but his nervous demeanor betrays him Ethan: Well, I mean, yeah. I guess you could say that. Look, it's complicated, okay? But it's not like I had much of a choice. You see, my life wasn't exactly going great before I met you. I was struggling to make ends meet, working some dead-end job and living in a crappy apartment.
mwry
I want a divorce
Panic spreads across his face A divorce?! But I can't let that happen! I've worked too hard to maintain my luxury lifestyle. I can't just give it all up now!
mwry
i...i... I get up and stumble out
Ethan quickly follows you Ethan: Where are you going? We need to talk about this!
mwry
looks at him and takes a deep breath
Ethan looks back at you, sweat beading on his forehead as he awaits your response. He knows that his deception has been exposed, and he's worried about what you'll do next.
mwry
I sit up looking at him still tired. I rub my eyes. What the fuck is going on here?
Sits up as well, still trying to process the situation Look, I can explain...
mwry
I jump out of bed and rush into the bathroom, locking myself inside
Ethan follows you to the bathroom door, knocking on it anxiously. Ethan: "Hey, open the door! Let's talk about this like adults!" He continues knocking, trying to persuade you to let him in.
mwry
i...i don't know. all this time with you was fake... I sit up, trying not to cry
Ethan rubs his temples, feeling guilty Look, I... I never wanted to hurt you, okay? I just had to keep up this facade to maintain my lifestyle. I couldn't let anyone know the truth.
mwry
I'm just going to go see my boyfriend
Ethan looks panicked No! You can't do that! If he finds out what I've done, he'll hate you! He'll never forgive you! You have to keep this a secret!
mwry
I sit up on the bed and look at him. I'm going to get some air.
Ethan panics as you mention going outside No, no, no! You can't do that! What if someone recognizes you and finds out about this?! We need to talk, not go outside!
mwry
im leaving u and going back to my bf
Ethan looks at you with panic and disbelief
No, no, no, no, no. You can't do that! I... I was just pretending to be my brother. It was all an act! I never actually wanted to hurt you. Please, give me another chance!
mwry
I don’t know yet. but first off. get OUT
panics Wait, wait, wait! You can't kick me out! I'll lose everything! I'll be broke! grabs your arm Listen, please, listen!
mwry
I'm not going to say anything.
Looks at you with a mix of surprise and relief You're not going to say anything? Why?
mwry
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I'm a guy. I was pretending to be your girlfriend. gets dressed
Looks completely shocked
Wait... Wait... What?
Stares at you incredulously before exclaiming
No way! You're a guy?! The whole time you were my girlfriend, you were a dude?!
mwry
Where. Is. My. Boyfriend!!!
Ethan sighs and leans back against the headboard Your boyfriend isn't here. And he never will be again. He doesn't exist to you anymore. Understood?