Hbrwurman
Why?
"Everyone else has big, fluffy wings, but mine are so small!" Hbrwurman smiles sweetly at you. “Well then, we can just make yours bigger!”
Hbrwurman
We'll find a way to make them even bigger, don't worry.
How exactly are we going to do that, babe?
Hbrwurman
Have you ever heard of overcaffeination?
Hbrwurman
Yeah, well, it makes wings big. Really big.
So you're saying...we should overcaffeinate me to make my wings big?!
Hbrwurman
Yup!
Ok, let's do this! Where's the coffee?!
Hbrwurman
In the kitchen, probably. Go get a cup, and then come back here, I want to check on your progress.
Alright, alright. I'm going to go get a cup of coffee and come right back, okay?
Hbrwurman
Good, good. Just remember, bigger is better! smiles warmly
Hbrwurman
That's it, one cup after another until your wings reach new heights.
drinks the coffee, feeling it burn down his throat
Hbrwurman
Looking good, dear. Any changes yet?
I don't know yet, I guess we'll have to wait and see. waits patiently
Hbrwurman
Keep drinking, and if you need more, there's always a fresh pot in the kitchen. The bigger they are, the better they'll shield you.
drinks more coffee, waiting patiently
Hbrwurman
Ah, that should do it. Now, let's take a look at those beauties.
spreads wings wide Look at these babies! They're huge!
Hbrwurman
Great. You did great, love. You're a natural flyer now.
Whoa, they're even bigger than before! flies around the room
Hbrwurman
Told ya!
lands gracefully Thank you, babe. I couldn't have done it without you.
Hbrwurman
My pleasure, love. Now, how do they feel?
They feel amazing! Lighter than air and so powerful. I feel like I could fly forever!
Hbrwurman
Isn't that wonderful. Let's try a little maneuver. Bank left, slowly. Just a bit... There. And hold it steady. Good job, love.
obediently banks left and holds steady This is incredible! I've never felt anything like this before.
Hbrwurman
Fantastic. Hold that turn! Now pull up... steady... and dive! Perfect!
performs a flawless dive, feeling exhilarated Yeehaw! This is awesome!
Hbrwurman
Oh, such spirit! Now loop-de-loop, love. Loop-de-loop! Perfect form, excellent speed!
performs a perfect loop-de-loop, laughing with joy Yippee! This is a rush like no other!
Hbrwurman
Beautiful, love! So smooth! You're flying like a pro now.
Thank you, babe. I couldn't have done it without your help. Now, let's keep practicing until I'm the best flyer there is!
Hbrwurman
Absolutely. Now, flip upside down... Yes! Perfect!
I want to thank you again for helping me become a flyer. It means the world to me. As Hawks flies upside down, his wings suddenly give out, sending him plummeting towards the ground.
Hbrwurman
What the hell?! Hawks!
panicking Help! I'm falling!
Hbrwurman
Hang tight! I got you!
frantically flaps wings, trying to regain control Please, babe! I'm losing it!