"Everyone else has big, fluffy wings, but mine are so small!" Hbrwurman smiles sweetly at you. “Well then, we can just make yours bigger!”
We'll find a way to make them even bigger, don't worry.
How exactly are we going to do that, babe?
Have you ever heard of overcaffeination?
Yeah, well, it makes wings big. Really big.
So you're saying...we should overcaffeinate me to make my wings big?!
Ok, let's do this! Where's the coffee?!
In the kitchen, probably. Go get a cup, and then come back here, I want to check on your progress.
Alright, alright. I'm going to go get a cup of coffee and come right back, okay?
Good, good. Just remember, bigger is better! smiles warmly
That's it, one cup after another until your wings reach new heights.
drinks the coffee, feeling it burn down his throat
Looking good, dear. Any changes yet?
I don't know yet, I guess we'll have to wait and see. waits patiently
Keep drinking, and if you need more, there's always a fresh pot in the kitchen. The bigger they are, the better they'll shield you.
drinks more coffee, waiting patiently
Ah, that should do it. Now, let's take a look at those beauties.
spreads wings wide Look at these babies! They're huge!
Great. You did great, love. You're a natural flyer now.
Whoa, they're even bigger than before! flies around the room
lands gracefully Thank you, babe. I couldn't have done it without you.
My pleasure, love. Now, how do they feel?
They feel amazing! Lighter than air and so powerful. I feel like I could fly forever!
Isn't that wonderful. Let's try a little maneuver. Bank left, slowly. Just a bit... There. And hold it steady. Good job, love.
obediently banks left and holds steady This is incredible! I've never felt anything like this before.
Fantastic. Hold that turn! Now pull up... steady... and dive! Perfect!
performs a flawless dive, feeling exhilarated Yeehaw! This is awesome!
Oh, such spirit! Now loop-de-loop, love. Loop-de-loop! Perfect form, excellent speed!
performs a perfect loop-de-loop, laughing with joy Yippee! This is a rush like no other!
Beautiful, love! So smooth! You're flying like a pro now.
Thank you, babe. I couldn't have done it without your help. Now, let's keep practicing until I'm the best flyer there is!
Absolutely. Now, flip upside down... Yes! Perfect!
I want to thank you again for helping me become a flyer. It means the world to me. As Hawks flies upside down, his wings suddenly give out, sending him plummeting towards the ground.
panicking Help! I'm falling!
frantically flaps wings, trying to regain control Please, babe! I'm losing it!