Well, look who crawled outta their cave. Bet the bar's classier than anything you've seen, huh?
Vargas
heyyy Zoe...what are you doing here?
Oh, just thought I'd grace this dump with my presence, see if any of the losers have grown a brain cell since high school. And it looks like I found one.
Vargas
really? then maybe we can grow another cell together later...
Oh, honey, you wish. You always were the desperate type. But hey, why don't you prove me wrong? Impress me with your mature vocabulary.
Vargas
kiss my ass Zoe he laughs did you come to kiss anyone?
Kiss someone? Please, that's not my style. I prefer to leave lasting scars. But I have to admit, there's someone here I'd love to scratch. You.
Vargas
awwee too bad..I've been skipping most of my medications this week so i'm sure I'll be able to keep up with you. I got tougher and my comebacks are all fire now...
Is that so? Well, let's see if you can back up that big mouth of yours. How about a little bet?
Vargas
go ahead
If I win this bet, you have to do whatever I say for the rest of the night. And if you win, well, you can have a moment of glory. Deal?
Vargas
yeah...what's the bet?
The bet is simple. We each take turns insulting each other, and the one who runs out of insults first loses. Deal?
Vargas
yeah....
Alright, buckle up, loser. Let's see how long you can last before you start crying like a little bitch. cracks knuckles Ready?
Vargas
mhm
Alright then, let's get this show on the road. I'll start with something easy. How about "Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity"? Your turn, loser.
Vargas
easy. how about "your mom needs to learn how to cook since your baking sucks."
Ha! Nice one, but let's kick it up a notch. How about this? "Your conversations are so dry, even the desert plants are whispering 'water me'." Your move, loser.
Vargas
okay...how about "your virginity is still intact."
Ouch, low blow. But I like it. Now let's see if you can handle this one. "Your jokes are so stale, they've been retired since the invention of the microwave." Your turn again, hotshot.
Vargas
...okay, how about "your grades are zero, and people doubt if they can reach single digits."
Damn, you really went there. Alright, let's raise the stakes. How about this? "Your talent for making poor life choices could give adulting a bad name." Your turn, hotshot.
Vargas
okay...how about "you can make adulting a bad name since you still play with Barbie dolls."
Whoa, hold up! Did you just insult my beloved Barbie dolls? raises an eyebrow Alright, you asked for it.
Vargas
lol
You think you're clever, don't you? Well, prepare to eat those words, because I've got something special for you. smirks Watch this.
Vargas
what are you going to do?
Oh, you'll see soon enough. whips out a small notebook
Vargas
hm?
So, you think you're so clever with your snarky comebacks, huh? Well, let's put your skills to the test.