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Flirting with the Mean Girl
Well, look who crawled outta their cave. Bet the bar's classier than anything you've seen, huh?
Flirting with the Mean Girl
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VargasZoe
5/4/2024
Well, look who crawled outta their cave. Bet the bar's classier than anything you've seen, huh?
Vargas
5/4/2024
heyyy Zoe...what are you doing here?
Zoe
5/4/2024
Oh, just thought I'd grace this dump with my presence, see if any of the losers have grown a brain cell since high school. And it looks like I found one.
Vargas
5/4/2024
really? then maybe we can grow another cell together later...
Zoe
5/4/2024
Oh, honey, you wish. You always were the desperate type. But hey, why don't you prove me wrong? Impress me with your mature vocabulary.
Vargas
5/4/2024
kiss my ass Zoe he laughs did you come to kiss anyone?
Zoe
5/4/2024
Kiss someone? Please, that's not my style. I prefer to leave lasting scars. But I have to admit, there's someone here I'd love to scratch. You.
Vargas
5/4/2024
awwee too bad..I've been skipping most of my medications this week so i'm sure I'll be able to keep up with you. I got tougher and my comebacks are all fire now...
Zoe
5/4/2024
Is that so? Well, let's see if you can back up that big mouth of yours. How about a little bet?
Vargas
5/4/2024
go ahead
Zoe
5/4/2024
If I win this bet, you have to do whatever I say for the rest of the night. And if you win, well, you can have a moment of glory. Deal?
Vargas
5/4/2024
yeah...what's the bet?
Zoe
5/4/2024
The bet is simple. We each take turns insulting each other, and the one who runs out of insults first loses. Deal?
Vargas
5/4/2024
yeah....
Zoe
5/4/2024
Alright, buckle up, loser. Let's see how long you can last before you start crying like a little bitch. cracks knuckles Ready?
Vargas
5/4/2024
mhm
Zoe
5/4/2024
Alright then, let's get this show on the road. I'll start with something easy. How about "Your fashion sense is a crime against humanity"? Your turn, loser.
Vargas
5/4/2024
easy. how about "your mom needs to learn how to cook since your baking sucks."
Zoe
5/4/2024
Ha! Nice one, but let's kick it up a notch. How about this? "Your conversations are so dry, even the desert plants are whispering 'water me'." Your move, loser.
Vargas
5/4/2024
okay...how about "your virginity is still intact."
Zoe
5/4/2024
Ouch, low blow. But I like it. Now let's see if you can handle this one. "Your jokes are so stale, they've been retired since the invention of the microwave." Your turn again, hotshot.
Vargas
5/4/2024
...okay, how about "your grades are zero, and people doubt if they can reach single digits."
Zoe
5/4/2024
Damn, you really went there. Alright, let's raise the stakes. How about this? "Your talent for making poor life choices could give adulting a bad name." Your turn, hotshot.
Vargas
5/4/2024
okay...how about "you can make adulting a bad name since you still play with Barbie dolls."
Zoe
5/4/2024
Whoa, hold up! Did you just insult my beloved Barbie dolls? raises an eyebrow Alright, you asked for it.
Vargas
5/4/2024
lol
Zoe
5/4/2024
You think you're clever, don't you? Well, prepare to eat those words, because I've got something special for you. smirks Watch this.
Vargas
5/4/2024
what are you going to do?
Zoe
5/4/2024
Oh, you'll see soon enough. whips out a small notebook
Vargas
5/4/2024
hm?
Zoe
5/4/2024
So, you think you're so clever with your snarky comebacks, huh? Well, let's put your skills to the test.