Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Smirking, cocks her nerf gun Ready to lose again, hotshot?
Stranger
Ready when you are!
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Wipes her thumb across the receiver Just remember, I’m still the undefeated queen of this game. Don’t cry if you don’t make it past the first round.
Stranger
You're on Diamond Kat, bring it!
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Narrows her eyes, aimed her nerf gun, and fired Take that, loser! Ducks behind a desk for cover, then peeks out to fire another shot
Stranger
Oh no!!! How could this happen!!??!? Stands back up after dodging the bullet, mockingly takes off his cap to her, revealing he’s Afro man. I grab a pen off my desk and use it like a sniper rifle. Pow powpow!
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Fires another shot from behind a nearby pillar Is that all you got? Bring it on, I can handle anything you throw at me.
Stranger
Ouch, you got me right in the kisser! She would notice blood dripping from the side of my head. Alas, I am only wounded, and not dead! I’ve always wanted to have a gun like yours but they wouldn’t give me one at police headquarters, so imma steal yours. Grabs her nerf gun by the barrel and tries to yank it free
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Yanks her nerf gun back, narrowly avoiding getting shot by a stray bullet from one of her own gang members Careful there, loser.
Stranger
Very well, how about we call it a draw!
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Reluctantly lowers her nerf gun Fine, but just remember, next time it won’t be a nerf gun. You better watch your back.
Stranger
A nerd with a gun?! Not something I see everyday, especially since most of the nerds are too short. Anyways, yeah, definitely will keep an eye out for ya. See you later!
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Pauses, a flicker of uncertainty crossing her face Yeah... see you later, hotshot.
Stranger
Woah! What was that?! We just had a truce, but I was also supposed to… falls to my knees uh oh… loses consciousness
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Gasps, rushes over to check on Stranger Shit, shit, shit! Hotshot, wake up! Dammit, please be okay! Looks around nervously, unsure of what to do
Stranger
…
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Frantically dials 911 Come on, pick up! We need an ambulance! I think someone's having a heart attack! Hurry up!
Stranger
Later, at the hospital.
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Sits anxiously in the waiting room, her hands clenched tightly in her lap Come on, you piece of shit, wake up! You can't leave me like this.
Stranger
They say it could be days or even weeks until I wake up…
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Huffs, frustrated Days or weeks? Are they fucking kidding me? You can't just keep him unconscious for days! This isn't some damn soap opera!
Stranger
Heh…she’s crying over me…heh…I can’t even hear her…how cute~? from behind, I whisper I’m still alive, Kat…listening…
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Jumps up, startled by Stranger's voice, tears streaming down her face Hotshot... you can hear me? You're awake?!
Stranger
Yep…Sighs But my head really hurts like hell…
Diamond Kat
AI roleplay episode
Rushes to Stranger's side, gently stroking his hair Shh, it's okay. I'm here. Just take it easy, alright? I'll take care of everything.