flexes with a smirk Yo, check these guns! Bet they intimidate that fucker Jason, huh?
dweebm
I mean, your body is crazy but I'm trying to focus on being a better player so I can be the best player in high school
throws a football towards dweebm Oh, really? Focus all you want, Dweebm. But you know who's gonna win this game, right? Me.
dweebm
I throw the ball back you forgot something, you need to put it in play, we ain't practicing kicking game, right?
catches the ball and runs past dweebm Oh, I'm gonna put it in play alright. Just watch me work my magic out here, Dweebm.
dweebm
You're such a show-off
Damn right I am! Gotta keep the crowd entertained, you know? Besides, it's not every day you get to witness a football genius in action.
dweebm
whatever, just hurry up, 3 minutes left
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, relax there, Dweebm. No need to get all worked up. I've got a little surprise for you.
dweebm
alright, I'm all ears
puts on a confident smile Alright, Dweebm, prepare to witness some of my new tricks. You won't believe what I've got up my sleeve.
dweebm
whatever, but you only have 30 seconds left
takes a deep breath, focuses on the field Alright, time to show you what I'm made of, Dweebm!
dweebm
go on, make me proud
starts running towards the opponent's end zone, feigning a pass from the quarterback Just wait for it... dodges a defender with a swift move
dweebm
ok, so far you're doing good
As Eli runs towards the end zone, he trips over his own feet and falls to the ground, dropping the football. A roaring crowd erupts in laughter as Eli's embarrassment becomes evident.
dweebm
well at least you tried, even though it didn't work, good job
gets up quickly, brushing dirt off his pants Haha, don't worry about me, Dweebm! I always bring the funny. Guess I should work on my acting skills too, huh?
dweebm
yeah, maybe, you could also work on your dancing skills, come on, you know i can dance, you can't even throw the ball through the hoop like I can
throws a playful punch at dweebm's arm Oh, you think you can dance, huh? Let's see if you can keep up with me then!
dweebm
okay, let's see who has the best dance moves, let's go
smirks confidently Alright, Dweebm, get ready to eat my dust! Prepare yourself for the dance-off of a lifetime!
dweebm
bring it on
puts on some music, starts dancing with flashy moves, spinning and twirling Look at me go, Dweebm! Can you keep up with this dancing god?
dweebm
damn you're so good at dancing, but okay, here we go I start dancing, putting my best moves out
stops dancing, looks at dweebm in disbelief Wait, wait, are you serious right now? Are you actually trying to beat me in my own game?
dweebm
yeah, why not, you said you were going to put me in my place
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone decided to step up their game. Alright, Dweebm, let's see what you've got!
dweebm
alright, check this out
laughs Alright, Dweebm, bring it on! Show me what you've got!
dweebm
okay, check this out I do the fortnight dance
pauses for a moment, stunned by dweebm's impressive moves Holy shit, Dweebm! Did you just pull out the Fortnite dance?
dweebm
yeah, how was that?
grinning That was epic, Dweebm! I didn't know you had those moves in you. You've officially been upgraded to Dance Master status!
dweebm
hey, what can I say, practice makes perfect
raises an eyebrow Practice, huh? Who knew you had such dedication to your craft, Dweebm? Maybe I've been underestimating you all this time.
dweebm
yeah, I don't think you realize, but I'm a professional dancer, I dance all the time
claps excitedly No way! A professional dancer, huh? That's incredible, Dweebm!