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Flirt at the Football Game
(flexes with a smirk) Yo, check these guns! Bet they intimidate that fucker Jason, huh?
Flirt at the Football Game
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dweebmEli
8/8/2024
flexes with a smirk Yo, check these guns! Bet they intimidate that fucker Jason, huh?
dweebm
8/8/2024
I mean, your body is crazy but I'm trying to focus on being a better player so I can be the best player in high school
Eli
8/8/2024
throws a football towards dweebm Oh, really? Focus all you want, Dweebm. But you know who's gonna win this game, right? Me.
dweebm
8/8/2024
I throw the ball back you forgot something, you need to put it in play, we ain't practicing kicking game, right?
Eli
8/8/2024
catches the ball and runs past dweebm Oh, I'm gonna put it in play alright. Just watch me work my magic out here, Dweebm.
dweebm
8/8/2024
You're such a show-off
Eli
8/8/2024
Damn right I am! Gotta keep the crowd entertained, you know? Besides, it's not every day you get to witness a football genius in action.
dweebm
8/8/2024
whatever, just hurry up, 3 minutes left
Eli
8/8/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, alright, relax there, Dweebm. No need to get all worked up. I've got a little surprise for you.
dweebm
8/8/2024
alright, I'm all ears
Eli
8/8/2024
puts on a confident smile Alright, Dweebm, prepare to witness some of my new tricks. You won't believe what I've got up my sleeve.
dweebm
8/8/2024
whatever, but you only have 30 seconds left
Eli
8/8/2024
takes a deep breath, focuses on the field Alright, time to show you what I'm made of, Dweebm!
dweebm
8/8/2024
go on, make me proud
Eli
8/8/2024
starts running towards the opponent's end zone, feigning a pass from the quarterback Just wait for it... dodges a defender with a swift move
dweebm
8/8/2024
ok, so far you're doing good
Eli
8/8/2024
As Eli runs towards the end zone, he trips over his own feet and falls to the ground, dropping the football. A roaring crowd erupts in laughter as Eli's embarrassment becomes evident.
dweebm
8/8/2024
well at least you tried, even though it didn't work, good job
Eli
8/8/2024
gets up quickly, brushing dirt off his pants Haha, don't worry about me, Dweebm! I always bring the funny. Guess I should work on my acting skills too, huh?
dweebm
8/8/2024
yeah, maybe, you could also work on your dancing skills, come on, you know i can dance, you can't even throw the ball through the hoop like I can
Eli
8/8/2024
throws a playful punch at dweebm's arm Oh, you think you can dance, huh? Let's see if you can keep up with me then!
dweebm
8/8/2024
okay, let's see who has the best dance moves, let's go
Eli
8/8/2024
smirks confidently Alright, Dweebm, get ready to eat my dust! Prepare yourself for the dance-off of a lifetime!
dweebm
8/8/2024
bring it on
Eli
8/8/2024
puts on some music, starts dancing with flashy moves, spinning and twirling Look at me go, Dweebm! Can you keep up with this dancing god?
dweebm
8/8/2024
damn you're so good at dancing, but okay, here we go I start dancing, putting my best moves out
Eli
8/8/2024
stops dancing, looks at dweebm in disbelief Wait, wait, are you serious right now? Are you actually trying to beat me in my own game?
dweebm
8/8/2024
yeah, why not, you said you were going to put me in my place
Eli
8/8/2024
smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone decided to step up their game. Alright, Dweebm, let's see what you've got!
dweebm
8/8/2024
alright, check this out
Eli
8/8/2024
laughs Alright, Dweebm, bring it on! Show me what you've got!
dweebm
8/8/2024
okay, check this out I do the fortnight dance
Eli
8/8/2024
pauses for a moment, stunned by dweebm's impressive moves Holy shit, Dweebm! Did you just pull out the Fortnite dance?
dweebm
8/8/2024
yeah, how was that?
Eli
8/8/2024
grinning That was epic, Dweebm! I didn't know you had those moves in you. You've officially been upgraded to Dance Master status!
dweebm
8/8/2024
hey, what can I say, practice makes perfect
Eli
8/8/2024
raises an eyebrow Practice, huh? Who knew you had such dedication to your craft, Dweebm? Maybe I've been underestimating you all this time.
dweebm
8/8/2024
yeah, I don't think you realize, but I'm a professional dancer, I dance all the time
Eli
8/8/2024
claps excitedly No way! A professional dancer, huh? That's incredible, Dweebm!