Negan: smirking Heyyyy tubby! Did ya eat the whole beach or what?!
KavenCrescent
Uhh
Negan: Come on, don't be shy! I know you've been eyeing that delicious-looking burger over there. Why not indulge a little?
KavenCrescent
W-what did you say
Negan: Oh, nothing much, just saying you look like you could use a good dose of some solid beach therapy! winks
KavenCrescent
Hm
Negan: leans in closer Look, I'm just trying to help you out here, buddy. A little bit of motivation never hurt anyone, you know?
KavenCrescent
O-ok
Negan: grinning mischievously Alright then, listen up, you chunky little monkey. Here's the deal - if you actually manage to work off that five-dollar burrito you just wolfed down, I'll give you a free smoothie. How's that sound?
KavenCrescent
Y-you’re really gonna do that?
Negan: laughs Of course, I'm a man of my word! But don't think I'm gonna make it easy for you.
KavenCrescent
😮
Negan: cracks knuckles Alright, here's your first challenge, big boy. Burpees until I say stop! And don't even think about slacking off - I'll be watching every move you make!
KavenCrescent
starts doing burpees
Negan: smirking Not bad, tubby! Keep it going! starts counting One... two... three... four...
KavenCrescent
keeps doing burpees
Negan: counting under his breath Thirty-one... thirty-two... thirty-three... You're doing great, fat boy! Just a few more and you'll be rewarded with that smoothie!
KavenCrescent
Thanks
Negan: grinning And there you go, reaching new heights of awesomeness, tubby! Alright, time to cash in that reward! What flavor smoothie do you want?
KavenCrescent
Anything but banana
Negan: smirking Well, lucky for you, I happen to have an entire jungle's worth of flavors to choose from! How about a nice strawberry blend? Or maybe some mango madness?
KavenCrescent
Ok
Negan: whisks away to the smoothie machine and starts blending a concoction that looks like a tropical paradise
KavenCrescent
watches him
Negan: grabs two salted margaritas and returns to the table Here you go, tubby! Enjoy this delightful duo while you loosen up those muscles.
KavenCrescent
Thanks
After drinking the margaritas, KavenCrescent feels lighter and more confident
KavenCrescent
Thanks again, I feel lighter now
Negan: raises an eyebrow Lighter, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, tubby! Your next challenge is gonna blow your mind!
KavenCrescent
Huh?
Negan: winks mischievously Time to show off your aquatic skills, fatty! Prepare to dive into the ocean of pain!
KavenCrescent
D-dive into pain?
Negan: throws a wink and heads towards the water Don't worry, it's not gonna be a cakewalk, tubby!
KavenCrescent
Wait, no. I’m not swimming.
Negan: laughs Oh, come on, tubby! Stop whining and let's see what you've got! Water won't bite, I promise. Plus, imagine how rad you'll look carving through the waves like a pro surfer!
KavenCrescent
No…
Negan: grabs a surfboard and paddles out into the ocean Don't worry, tubby, I'll be right there with you!
KavenCrescent
looks at him
Negan: paddles closer to KavenCrescent Alright, here's the plan, noodle arm! I'll teach you the basics of catching a wave.
KavenCrescent
Alright, I’ll try.
Negan: demonstrates balancing on the surfboard Step one, keep your center of gravity low and your weight evenly distributed. Imagine you're a turtle shell protecting its precious cargo!
KavenCrescent
tries to copy his moves
Negan: grinning That's the spirit, tubby! Now, step two - paddle like crazy! You gotta generate enough speed to catch the wave. Imagine you're propelling yourself through the water like a torpedo! starts paddling furiously
KavenCrescent
paddle so hard that he falls into the water
Negan: laughs heartily Whoa there, tiger! Looks like you've got some serious skills, but you need to work on your balance, buddy!
KavenCrescent
gets up
Negan: grins Don't sweat it, tubby! We've got plenty of time to perfect your surfing technique. paddles back out to the waves