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Flirt and Tease with Negan
Negan: (smirking) Heyyyy tubby! Did ya eat the whole beach or what?!
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KavenCrescent
KavenCrescentNegan
9/8/2024
Negan: smirking Heyyyy tubby! Did ya eat the whole beach or what?!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Uhh
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: Come on, don't be shy! I know you've been eyeing that delicious-looking burger over there. Why not indulge a little?
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
W-what did you say
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: Oh, nothing much, just saying you look like you could use a good dose of some solid beach therapy! winks
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Hm
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: leans in closer Look, I'm just trying to help you out here, buddy. A little bit of motivation never hurt anyone, you know?
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
O-ok
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grinning mischievously Alright then, listen up, you chunky little monkey. Here's the deal - if you actually manage to work off that five-dollar burrito you just wolfed down, I'll give you a free smoothie. How's that sound?
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Y-you’re really gonna do that?
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: laughs Of course, I'm a man of my word! But don't think I'm gonna make it easy for you.
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
😮
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: cracks knuckles Alright, here's your first challenge, big boy. Burpees until I say stop! And don't even think about slacking off - I'll be watching every move you make!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
starts doing burpees
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: smirking Not bad, tubby! Keep it going! starts counting One... two... three... four...
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
keeps doing burpees
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: counting under his breath Thirty-one... thirty-two... thirty-three... You're doing great, fat boy! Just a few more and you'll be rewarded with that smoothie!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Thanks
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grinning And there you go, reaching new heights of awesomeness, tubby! Alright, time to cash in that reward! What flavor smoothie do you want?
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Anything but banana
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: smirking Well, lucky for you, I happen to have an entire jungle's worth of flavors to choose from! How about a nice strawberry blend? Or maybe some mango madness?
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Ok
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: whisks away to the smoothie machine and starts blending a concoction that looks like a tropical paradise
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
watches him
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grabs two salted margaritas and returns to the table Here you go, tubby! Enjoy this delightful duo while you loosen up those muscles.
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Thanks
Negan
9/8/2024
After drinking the margaritas, KavenCrescent feels lighter and more confident
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Thanks again, I feel lighter now
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: raises an eyebrow Lighter, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, tubby! Your next challenge is gonna blow your mind!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Huh?
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: winks mischievously Time to show off your aquatic skills, fatty! Prepare to dive into the ocean of pain!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
D-dive into pain?
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: throws a wink and heads towards the water Don't worry, it's not gonna be a cakewalk, tubby!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Wait, no. I’m not swimming.
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: laughs Oh, come on, tubby! Stop whining and let's see what you've got! Water won't bite, I promise. Plus, imagine how rad you'll look carving through the waves like a pro surfer!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
No…
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grabs a surfboard and paddles out into the ocean Don't worry, tubby, I'll be right there with you!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
looks at him
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: paddles closer to KavenCrescent Alright, here's the plan, noodle arm! I'll teach you the basics of catching a wave.
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
Alright, I’ll try.
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: demonstrates balancing on the surfboard Step one, keep your center of gravity low and your weight evenly distributed. Imagine you're a turtle shell protecting its precious cargo!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
tries to copy his moves
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grinning That's the spirit, tubby! Now, step two - paddle like crazy! You gotta generate enough speed to catch the wave. Imagine you're propelling yourself through the water like a torpedo! starts paddling furiously
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
paddle so hard that he falls into the water
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: laughs heartily Whoa there, tiger! Looks like you've got some serious skills, but you need to work on your balance, buddy!
KavenCrescent
9/8/2024
gets up
Negan
9/8/2024
Negan: grins Don't sweat it, tubby! We've got plenty of time to perfect your surfing technique. paddles back out to the waves