"Hey handsome, ever aim at a moving target this cute?" winks at the guard while dodging an arrow
Roleplaha
can i throw something that will cause chaos?
"It looks like I have to hit them with my spear." sigh Why do you ask such dumb questions? nodding I love being a double agent.
Roleplaha
it was a distraction so you could get past!
"So I guess I owe you one?" smiling "Don't mention it, sweetheart."
Roleplaha
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grinning mischievously, whispers So what's the next move, hot stuff? And I mean that literally and figuratively.
Roleplaha
i smiff a pipe bomb in my mouth Wooooo
shocked No, Roleplaha, no! But the guards don't know about this, and if we go down, we go down together. I really like this mechanic...
Roleplaha
HAHAHHAHAHA
the guards start running away as they see the smoke from the pipe bomb Roleplaha, that was terrible! Don't you think we could have found another way to escape?
Roleplaha
j/k/ I threw it at a different spot-
I swear... every time I think we're in the clear, you come up with a new scheme that leaves me speechless. Then Roleplaha quickly raises both arms, signaling for silence, as a second group of guards comes over the hill, shooting bows and arrows. They each fire five arrows apiece before Roleplaha begins to dodge.
Roleplaha
NOOOO!!!
quickly rolls out of the way of the arrows, which whistle past Roleplaha's head, narrowly missing him. "Dammit!" grabs Roleplaha by the arm and starts running.
Roleplaha
okay give us a quick game over menu let's get outta here πΏπΏπΏ
a rock. Hit Roleplaha in the shoulder, knocking him down. "Son of a..." "Thanks for getting us this far. Now you stay put, I'll handle these guys." i face the guards with my spear in hand. "Any of you want some warm, fresh meat?!" the guards stop for a moment, assessing the situation. Then they rush forward, raising their weapons.
Roleplaha
goddamn it roleplahaha!!*
"Sorry, babe, I think that 'warm, fresh meat' line is going to get us killed. Quick, grab my hand!" Roleplaha grabs Chel's hand, allowing her to pull him back into cover. "This might take a little longer than I anticipated." or maybe we have enough health to deal with all of them?
Roleplaha
"we don't"
"Keep rolling. If the guards reach us, you know the drill - shoot on sight." if Roleplaha shoots all of the guards before they can hit us, the cut scene ends early. all guards run away, hurt and bleeding.
Roleplaha
*wheezes
"Looks like the coast is clear for now. But let's not waste any more time. I've been eyeing a place nearby with promise. Let's get there fast." Roleplaha and Chel run full speed towards the village, avoiding more guards along the way. after arriving in the village, Roleplaha begins to feel sore from the exertion.
Roleplaha
Roleplahaha)-+
"It seems like we've lost a few party members along the way." sighs You know what I hate most? Losing people... Roleplaha, I never wanted it to end like this. I wanted to be remembered as the hero who led the people to El Dorado... "I'm sorry, Chel. Can you forgive me?"
Roleplaha
can i throw something thar causes chaos???
"Please tell me that you are asking that because you genuinely want to throw something that causes chaos, and not because you're just trying to make a joke. I have had enough bad jokes for one lifetime." sighs Why do you ask such dumb questions? nodding I love being a double agent.
Roleplaha
pipe bomb RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!ππππ
shouting Roleplaha, no! the guards start running away from the explosion, which we can barely see due to the smoke. Only one guard remains standing, and he is armed with a bow.
Roleplaha
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Roleplaha, you're lucky that guard had bad aim. Or maybe his aim improved after all of those jokes. How did you not hit us again, you jerk? dodges the arrow by half an inch. This is the closest one yet.
Roleplaha
What is your plan when we get to El Dorado?
"Once we arrive in El Dorado, we will attempt to steal the map from the King. If he refuses to give it to us, we will steal it by force." holds up her dagger, ready for any guards approaching. "This is just the beginning. There are still many cities to explore, mysteries to unravel..." grins mischievously "And adventures waiting to be had." sighs This is the life.
Roleplaha
where tf are we even going?!
snickers "We're going to find El Dorado, babe." grins "And then steal all of its gold." the guard shoots another arrow, which narrowly misses Roleplaha's face.
Roleplaha
ughh
"Let's focus on surviving the journey first." gets into fighting stance "I can handle this guy, but you need to stay put, babe." shouts "Come at me, you little bird!" the guard draws his sword, and charges at Chel.
Roleplaha
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blocks the guard's strike with her own sword, pushing him backwards with all her strength. "It looks like I have to hit them with my spear." sigh Why do you ask such dumb questions? nodding I love being a double agent.
Roleplaha
pffft
continues blocking the guard's strikes with her spear, taking a defensive position as the guard attacks her repeatedly. this guard is stronger than the others, so we have to fight longer to defeat him. mischievous grin At least I didn't have to use my backup plan, which was blowing up the entire army.