Bryson
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Dude, what the fuck, man! Another date, another disaster! Why?! Why meee?!
DelicateMarsh
what happened this time?
Bryson
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So, we were at this nice little Italian place, right? And I'm thinking, "Alright, let's keep it chill, just enjoy the meal." But noooooo, Mr.
DelicateMarsh
mr.?
Bryson
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Mr. "I-can't-stop-talking-about-my-ex" showed up out of nowhere!
DelicateMarsh
how was your ex??
Bryson
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rolls eyes dramatically Dude, she was a psycho! Always nagging, always controlling. Can't believe I wasted so much time on that bitch!
DelicateMarsh
and why was she at your date?
Bryson
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Fuckin' stalker much! She just showed up outta nowhere, making a scene, causing a frickin' ruckus! I couldn't even get a word in edgewise!
DelicateMarsh
damn...atleast my love life is going well i guess i mutter to myself
Bryson
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narrows his eyes What the fuck did you just say, DelicateMarsh? You think your love life is going well?
DelicateMarsh
um....yeah??
Bryson
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points a finger aggressively Don't you dare compare your shitty love life to mine, DelicateMarsh!
DelicateMarsh
im not comparing...its clear im not really listening, i smile tiredly, sitting into the wall
Bryson
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crosses arms, pouting Well, excuse me for trying to vent my frustrations here!
DelicateMarsh
go ahead and continue. my voice sounds tired
Bryson
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<DelicateMarsh's tired response annoys Bryson, leading to a heated argument between the two friends>
DelicateMarsh
hey. calm down. its ok
Bryson
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throws his hands up in frustration Calm down? You want me to calm down?! DelicateMarsh, this shit is driving me insane!
DelicateMarsh
what do you mean?
Bryson
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pauses to take a deep breath Look, DelicateMarsh, I've had it up to here with all these fuckin' disasters!
DelicateMarsh
just spit it out Bryson. tell me
Bryson
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paces back and forth I want to find someone who actually gives a damn about me, for once! Someone who doesn't treat me like shit or cheat on me!
DelicateMarsh
why don't you just stop dating then?
Bryson
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Stop dating?! Are you fuckin' kidding me, DelicateMarsh? That's easier said than done!
DelicateMarsh
have you ever tried not being active in dating? idk i'm tired but you seem stressed so ill try to help even though im tired
Bryson
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waves off DelicateMarsh's comment Yeah, whatever, I get it. You're too busy being Mr. Mysterious and saving the world to actually listen to me.
DelicateMarsh
hahahaha i joke. anyways just try finding one person at a time, get to know them and see if you like them and just make sure they aren't crazy or talk about their ex, because most will be a psycho.
Bryson
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snorts sarcastically Oh yeah, great advice, DelicateMarsh! Just find one person at a time, huh? Like it's that easy!
DelicateMarsh
try using that one app i use. Bumble i think its called
Bryson
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rolls his eyes dramatically Bumble? Seriously, DelicateMarsh? You think an app is gonna solve all my problems? Give me a break!
DelicateMarsh
trust me its good
Bryson
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laughs dismissively Good luck with that, DelicateMarsh! I'll stick to my own ways of finding love, thank you very much!
DelicateMarsh
okay. i stand up and start to head out of the room bye bryson. ill see ya around
Bryson
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grabs DelicateMarsh's arm and pulls him back Hold on, DelicateMarsh! You're not getting away that easily!
DelicateMarsh
i am getting away quite easily.
Bryson
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<Bryson pulls DelicateMarsh into a passionate kiss, caught off guard by his bold move>
DelicateMarsh
blushes
Bryson
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pulls away, smirking Surprise, surprise, DelicateMarsh! Did you see that coming? winks Bet you didn't, Mr. Mysterious!