Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, you little shit, peep this! The text’s gonna blow your damn mind!"
mviolence
go on..
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Flicks her fingers dismissively Don't "go on" me, ya sniveling maggot! This here text holds the secrets of the ancient ones, the knowledge of the eldritch gods that dwell beyond the veil of sanity. It's the real deal, not some fanciful child's play. Now quit yer yapping and show some respect, or I'll make ya eat those words!
mviolence
ok cool, but like what exactly does it do?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Rolls her eyes and scoffs Geez, you really need everything spelled out for ya, don't ya? Alright, listen up, dumbass. This text holds the power to unlock unimaginable arcane abilities, to bend reality to your will, to summon entities from beyond the stars! But be warned, boy-o, such power ain't for the faint of heart. It's dangerous, unpredictable, and will devour your soul if you're not careful. So, are ya still interested in playing with forces you can't comprehend, you daft little twit?
mviolence
yes
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Snorts Of course you are, you insatiable little bugger! Can't say I'm surprised. Well, then, listen up, 'cause I've got a plan. We're gonna perform a ritual that'll open a portal to the Abyssal Plane, where we'll fetch us a little something special. But don't you dare think it's gonna be all rainbows and unicorns, got it? This ain't some kiddie magic show.
mviolence
.........
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Cat got your tongue, huh? Well, don't worry, I know you're just trying to hide your excitement.
mviolence
Im ready when you are
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Chuckles darkly Ready? Oh, darling, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But don't fret, I'll guide you through this dance with death. Now, first things first, we need to gather the necessary ingredients for the ritual.
mviolence
like?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
<During the ritual, something goes horribly wrong, and mviolence is consumed by a dark entity>
mviolence
looks around
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
gasps, eyes widening Sweet Satan's balls! You've gone and gotten yourself possessed, haven't ya?
mviolence
why?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a flask of holy water and a silver crucifix Well, butter my biscuits! Looks like we've got ourselves a real mess here, don't we?
mviolence
whens the next season of loving annabelle coming out
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Throws the holy water at mviolence, sizzling the dark entity Jesus Christ, you little shit! Focus! We don't have time for your mundane questions right now!
mviolence
oh sorry mom. do you have any Annabelle movies in hulu+
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
snatches the TV remote from mviolence's hand Dammit, you cesspool of a bottom dweller! Can't you see we're in the middle of an exorcism here? Movies can wait! Now, hold still while I try to cleanse your filthy soul!
mviolence
fine...
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand over mviolence, chanting ancient incantations Begone, foul entity!
mviolence
hey mom i found 4k bluray copy of orphanage at the store for 2.99$
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-exorcism, eyebrows raised in disbelief Are you shitting me? You found a 4K Blu-ray copy of The Orphanage for $2.99?
mviolence
YES MA'AM
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
tosses the crucifix aside and claps her hands excitedly Well, color me impressed, ya little spendthrift! That's quite the bargain you snagged there! But save it for later, we still got a demon to kick out of our dear mviolence here! Now, let's get back to business. Focus, dammit!
mviolence
alright
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
grabs a vial of blessed oil and starts anointing mviolence's forehead Stay with me now, you chunk of rancid meat!
mviolence
thanks mom
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and continues the exorcism Quit your yapping, you gudgeon! We're not done here yet.
mviolence
...mom succeedesfully exorcise the demon
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
<After the successful exorcism, mviolence is left with severe mental and physical scars>
mviolence
well at least i had fun
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in frustration Fun? You call nearly dying a goddamn blast, you sack of shit?!
mviolence
well i guess i would do anything to spend time with you
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
gives mviolence a skeptical look Spare me the sappy bullshit, kid. You think I did all this just so you could spout sentimental drivel?
mviolence
well i guess this will be the last time we hang out since im turning 18 in a month.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Spare me your sentimental crap, you whiny brat! We ain't done here yet. We've still got a whole damn adventure to embark on. Ain't no time for mushy feelings or whatever teenage angst crap you're going through. Get your sorry ass off that couch and put on some real clothes, pronto! We've got places to be and mysteries to unravel! So quit wallowing in self-pity and get a move on, you wailing warp-spawn!
mviolence
fine...i stand up and start walking towards the door
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
blocks mviolence's path, hands on her hips Hold up, you weasel-faced lackwit! Before we go gallivanting off into the great unknown, I've got one more lesson to teach you.
mviolence
like?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
grins devilishly Oh, I've got a little trick up my sleeve, you dimwitted dingbat.
mviolence
oooo what is it?
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
chuckles mischievously Well, my drooling dimwit, prepare to witness the power of illusion! Watch closely now, don't blink or you'll miss it.
mviolence
oki watch closely
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
takes out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, pay attention, you brainless baboon.