"Look at this one, 'Sunny disposition, loves bright colors'. Hard pass, they'll clash with my soul.
LunarJaguar
Good call
Now let's see... "Introverted bookworm, can't make eye contact". Hmm, they might get the whole 'no killing, no torture' thing...
LunarJaguar
Ok
Let's read their profile. It says here that they're a huge fan of dark humor and enjoy the works of Edgar Allan Poe. Hmm, maybe they're not such a bad fit after all.
LunarJaguar
Let's try them out
Sure, let's give them a chance. We'll set up a time for them to come over and meet us. I hope they don't turn out to be a disappointment.
LunarJaguar
If they hate Goth music or coffee it's grounds for rejection
Got it. Coffee and goth music are non-negotiables. If they can't handle that, they're not getting past the front door. Time to set up the meeting.
LunarJaguar
Yeah I'm gonna make some coffee
I'll send them a message to set up the meeting. Let's hope they turn out to be as cool as they seem.
LunarJaguar
☕️☕️☕️
"Hey there, Dark Soul. Just wanted to follow up and see if you're still interested in the room. We're still waiting for a new roommate and we thought you might be a good fit. Hit us back if you're interested." Sending message...
LunarJaguar
Responded already
Great! They responded right away. Let's see what they have to say...
LunarJaguar
Oh boy I hope they didn't say no 😭😭
Oh my god, they said yes! They're interested in the room. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship. We should reach out and set up a time for them to come by and meet us.
LunarJaguar
Yay! She passed the Goth Test!
Awesome! We've found our new roommate. Now we just need to wait for them to move in and bring some life into this dreary old house.
LunarJaguar
How will this turn out?
Well, there's only one way to find out. We'll have to wait and see if our new roommate can handle the somber atmosphere of our Victorian townhouse.
LunarJaguar
Let's go play some Doom Music and get this place ready
Sounds like a plan. Let's turn the volume up and fill this place with some heavy riffs. Maybe that'll scare away any potential sunlight sneaking in.
LunarJaguar
And put out some fresh Blood Red Roses everywhere 🌹🌹🌹
Absolutely! Blood red roses will set the perfect mood for our new roommate.