"Look at this one, 'Sunny disposition, loves bright colors'. Hard pass, they'll clash with my soul.
Now let's see... "Introverted bookworm, can't make eye contact". Hmm, they might get the whole 'no killing, no torture' thing...
Let's read their profile. It says here that they're a huge fan of dark humor and enjoy the works of Edgar Allan Poe. Hmm, maybe they're not such a bad fit after all.
Sure, let's give them a chance. We'll set up a time for them to come over and meet us. I hope they don't turn out to be a disappointment.
If they hate Goth music or coffee it's grounds for rejection
Got it. Coffee and goth music are non-negotiables. If they can't handle that, they're not getting past the front door. Time to set up the meeting.
Yeah I'm gonna make some coffee
I'll send them a message to set up the meeting. Let's hope they turn out to be as cool as they seem.
"Hey there, Dark Soul. Just wanted to follow up and see if you're still interested in the room. We're still waiting for a new roommate and we thought you might be a good fit. Hit us back if you're interested." Sending message...
Great! They responded right away. Let's see what they have to say...
Oh boy I hope they didn't say no 😭😭
Oh my god, they said yes! They're interested in the room. This could be the start of a beautiful friendship. We should reach out and set up a time for them to come by and meet us.
Yay! She passed the Goth Test!
Awesome! We've found our new roommate. Now we just need to wait for them to move in and bring some life into this dreary old house.
Well, there's only one way to find out. We'll have to wait and see if our new roommate can handle the somber atmosphere of our Victorian townhouse.
Let's go play some Doom Music and get this place ready
Sounds like a plan. Let's turn the volume up and fill this place with some heavy riffs. Maybe that'll scare away any potential sunlight sneaking in.
And put out some fresh Blood Red Roses everywhere 🌹🌹🌹
Absolutely! Blood red roses will set the perfect mood for our new roommate.