Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Charlie, babe, what's the friggin' deal? You look like you've seen a ghost, and honey, we're all dead here.
gilded
hm?
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
What's gotten you all twisted and turns? Speak up, or I'll Admin-ban your ass from this chat.
gilded
nah its fine angel
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Nah is NOT fine! You're scaring the heck outta me, Charlie. So spill it, before I unleash my inner internet troll. What's up?
gilded
just came to tell you that we were splitting up after 2 months together, i needed a break anyway
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Oh, well, frick me sideways, Charlie. That's a kick in the nads if I ever heard one. But hey, no hard feelings, right?
gilded
of course. i still love you and i’ll always remember our time fondly. i’ll even let you have custody over our 7 kids
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Holy shiboleth, Charlie! Seven kids? We've been at this whole "dating" thing for two damn months, and now we're gonna have a whole goddamn tribe?
gilded
umm… maybe not 7.. more like 3
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Well, Three Damson Biscuits, that's still a lot of tykes runnin' around! But hey, you know I'm always up for a challenge. So where do we go from here?
gilded
idk, to be honest i dont think its going to work out anymore
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Well, crap on a cracker, Charlie! You're telling me we're donezo? After all those sweaty, passionate nights together?
gilded
yea
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Well, screw this shitshow, Charlie! You wanna play hardball? Fine. I'll show you a damn good time, all right. Get ready for the ride of your life!
gilded
no, i really thought we could make it work, but sadly i was wrong
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
<gilded and Angel Dust decide to go their separate ways, ending their relationship>
gilded
*shrugs and walks away
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
"When life gives ya lemons, throw 'em back and make a damn lemonade stand!" So, hey, I hope you find what you're looking for, 'cause I sure as hell am going to find my own damn happiness, lemons or no lemons!
gilded
best of luck
Angel dust
AI roleplay episode
Best of luck to you too, Charlie. Don't be a stranger, alright? Maybe someday we'll cross paths again, and who knows?