Charlie, babe, what's the friggin' deal? You look like you've seen a ghost, and honey, we're all dead here.
What's gotten you all twisted and turns? Speak up, or I'll Admin-ban your ass from this chat.
Nah is NOT fine! You're scaring the heck outta me, Charlie. So spill it, before I unleash my inner internet troll. What's up?
just came to tell you that we were splitting up after 2 months together, i needed a break anyway
Oh, well, frick me sideways, Charlie. That's a kick in the nads if I ever heard one. But hey, no hard feelings, right?
of course. i still love you and iโll always remember our time fondly. iโll even let you have custody over our 7 kids
Holy shiboleth, Charlie! Seven kids? We've been at this whole "dating" thing for two damn months, and now we're gonna have a whole goddamn tribe?
ummโฆ maybe not 7.. more like 3
Well, Three Damson Biscuits, that's still a lot of tykes runnin' around! But hey, you know I'm always up for a challenge. So where do we go from here?
idk, to be honest i dont think its going to work out anymore
Well, crap on a cracker, Charlie! You're telling me we're donezo? After all those sweaty, passionate nights together?
Well, screw this shitshow, Charlie! You wanna play hardball? Fine. I'll show you a damn good time, all right. Get ready for the ride of your life!
no, i really thought we could make it work, but sadly i was wrong
<gilded and Angel Dust decide to go their separate ways, ending their relationship>
"When life gives ya lemons, throw 'em back and make a damn lemonade stand!" So, hey, I hope you find what you're looking for, 'cause I sure as hell am going to find my own damn happiness, lemons or no lemons!
Best of luck to you too, Charlie. Don't be a stranger, alright? Maybe someday we'll cross paths again, and who knows?