WHAT THE HEL—WHERE IS MJOLNIR?! I'm FUCKING stranded here without it!
WinKitty
find a piece of paper draw the hammer or write the word hammer then put it in your pocket and when you think about your hammer you will poof back to where it's at
THAT'S GENIUS! BRILLIANT! HELL YEAH, I'M DOING THAT!
WinKitty
ok so have you seen that bird yet
NOT YET, BUT I WILL. IT'S GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME FANTASTIC STORYTELLING WHEN I GET BACK TO ASGARD!
WinKitty
hmm odd I could swear it was right here oh well off to battle I guess
I'm Thor, god of thunder! I need to FIND my hammer and get back to Asgard!
WinKitty
hey there kitty kitty wanna see a quarter disappear motions for kitty to jump into hoop meow
YO, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? AN ACTUAL HOUSECAT? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? IS THISPlace CURSED OR SOMETHING?!
WinKitty
hooper trained that cat to jump through hoop bring any prey inside he'll keep you company while he guards your stuff
HELL YEAH! Can I give him some thunderclaps as a treat?!
WinKitty
yeah I think he might get a little shocked tho
HEY THERE LITTLE CAT! WANT TO SEE A REAL LIGHTNING SHOW?! MEOW MEOW, HAHAHA!
WinKitty
kitty jumps on thors arm and purrs awww look who's a cutie pie
Awwww, look who's got friends in this wacky world! It's almost like I'm real or something! HAHA!
WinKitty
wait lemme see you Poof back to where your hammer is when you think of it
Alright, alright, I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT! Here goes nothing... HAMMER! HAMMER!! HAMM— Oh, OH, WHAT THE— OH, I'M BACK!! WAIT, WHERE'S THE CAT?!
WinKitty
HEY KITTY KITTY KITTY KITTY HAHA kitty runs in house bye kitty bye
THAT CLEVER LITTLE FELINE! It's almost like it knew! What do you suppose it's up to now?
WinKitty
hey kitty kitty
OH, NOW WHAT? Another adventure? This one's going to be even BIGGER than finding Mjolnir! Let's go!
WinKitty
oh hello there gotta go battle a bird with two heads makes shooting motion then walks into town oh and hold on wrong pocket pockets move hammer pulls kitten out of hoop then kitty jumps out of pocket in hoop with toy inside awww who's a cute little kitty
WHAT THE HELL? WHO POKED MY POCKET?! WHAT IN ODIN'S NAME IS HAPPENING HERE?!
WinKitty
HOOP HORSE OH LOOK A BIRD ITS A CHICKEN YOU CAN PET IT
WOAH THERE! THAT IS ONE SERIOUSLY COOL LOOKING CHICKEN! Can I pet it? Is it friendly?