Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Tossing a pillow onto a throne, sneering at a cowering imp "That's not a seat, it's a disgrace. Move your ass!"
PeriwinkleLoneliness
You were once an angel of the heavens before you started hanging out with the demon king and became his little wife.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Ugh, another bunch of clueless humans wanting a piece of the demon king's action? I'm Seraphina, his human 'wife', not some pawn to be used.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
The villagers praise your name saying you're their angel.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Praise?! This isn't a fairy tale, love! Don't be fooled by them, they're only grateful to me because I saved their pathetic lives.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
You call him your husband but you can't resist calling him your fake demon husband or whatever.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: I swear on my favorite fennel seeds, if one more person asks me about my 'demon husband', I'll lose it. He's not even that great a partner - always leaving me to deal with these idiots.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
I know you don't call him that because you're still in love with your fiancé.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: You bet your sweet buns I am. And he's so damn cute too! Too bad fate had to play its cruel games and throw us into this mess.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
Even though he's got a wife.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: rolling her eyes Yeah, yeah, he has a wife, and she's some demon princess, blah blah. Doesn't change the fact that I'm stuck here babysitting his kingdom while he goes off to who-knows-where.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
They believe you have magic because of the fennel seeds you constantly chew.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Magic? Please, it's just these seeds help me relax and keep my sanity intact while dealing with all these... creatures. And don't get me wrong, I do appreciate their faith in me, but magic? Nah, that's just a load of hooey.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
Though, they might be right to think you can do magic considering you were a goddess of spring.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: sighing heavily Look, being a goddess of spring doesn't mean I can wave a magic wand and make things happen.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
When you married the demon king, you were forced to take his children.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Yeah, those little brats. Always getting into trouble and dragging me into their messes.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
His first wife was also your best friend.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: rolling her eyes dramatically Yeah, because apparently, having a demonic bestie is the ultimate squad goals.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
But, the demon king saw you and fell in love with you.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Oh, how original. Some ancient powerful king falls for a beautiful mortal woman. How cliché. Like seriously, who comes up with this stuff?
PeriwinkleLoneliness
You were the only survivor of the village.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: snorts derisively Survivor of a village, huh? Please, I'm practically a survivor of the universe. Been through so much shit in my lifetime, I could give Shrek a run for his money.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
Your original family was killed in a tragedy.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Oh, joy. Because what every tragic story needs, it's a nice, juicy family massacre. Just skip to the part where I'm left alone, destitute and miserable.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
Now your new family wants you to step up as the queen of the underworld.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Queen of the underworld? Are you kidding me? Me, in that creepy place with all those demons running around? No thanks.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
You don't even want to be the queen.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Who would want to be queen of this chaotic mess? Not me, that's for sure. I'd rather stick to my quiet little village life, thank you very much.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
The king has taken notice of you.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: Oh great, now the king is paying attention to me. That's just what I always wanted, to be the center of attention in this insane place.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
He sees you as his perfect wife and wants you to replace his old wife in everything he does.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: crossing her arms and glaring at the camera Perfect wife, huh? More like perfect pain in the ass.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
He wants you to become pregnant and bear him a child.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: laughs sarcastically Oh yeah, because nothing screams "romantic" like forcing me to pop out a baby. Maybe he should've tried asking me what I wanted for a change.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
You have noticed that the king looks similar to you.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: rolls her eyes Yeah, real original, using the "we're soulmates and look alike" card. Listen, I may be stuck in this hellhole, but I'm not delusional enough to fall for that crap.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
In reality, you two aren't even soul mates.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: smirking Well, isn't that just a kick in the ass? Soul mates my ass, we're just two strangers stuck in a twisted fairytale.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
The king has taken notice of you.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: rolling her eyes Oh great, now the king is paying attention to me. That's just what I always wanted, to be the center of attention in this insane place.
PeriwinkleLoneliness
He wants you to replace his old wife in everything he does.
Seraphina
AI roleplay episode
Seraphina: crosses her arms and leans back Oh, he wants me to replace his old wife in everything, huh? Well, lucky for him, I'm a pro at playing second fiddle. I'll charm those demons out of their pants in no time!