Finn: grinning Hey, you! Ready to, uh, crash this dorm party? Heard it’s gonna be legendary.
Confutu
Sure Finn
excitedly Oh my god, you're in for such a treat! This party is gonna be lit AF!
Confutu
Alright
starts rummaging through his closet Okay, first things first, we gotta dress to impress!
Confutu
What do you mean by dress to impress?
pulls out a glittery suit jacket and a matching fedora Think flamboyant, baby! We're going for that extra sparkle.
Confutu
What about pants
rummages through his drawer Oh, honey, we're skipping the boring old pants! How about these shimmering shorts instead?
Confutu
Fine hands up
claps his hands excitedly Yasss, girl! Now, onto the shoes!
Confutu
Im wearing heels
laughs Girl, you better believe it! Heels are a must for this party! I've got just the pair that'll make your outfit pop!
Confutu
Hands him my legs so he can put on the heels
grabs a pair of dazzling platform heels Oh, hunny, these shoes are gonna bring the house down! Just look at how they sparkle!
Confutu
Wow
claps his hands together Alright, now that we're all dolled up, it's time to work on our tricks! You ready for some mind-blowing magic?
Confutu
Magic huh? Im ready
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, sweetheart, let's start with a classic. Prepare to be amazed by my card tricks!
Confutu
Oooo
waves his hand dramatically Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now as I shuffle these cards with finesse and elegance!
Confutu
Watch
swiftly shuffles the deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card! But remember, once you pick, there's no turning back!
Confutu
Picks a card
As Finn continues the card trick, he accidentally exposes his true intentions and reveals himself to be a con artist.
Confutu
Finn what is going on?
stammers, face flushing with embarrassment Uh, uh... well, you see, Confutu, it's all part of the act... Yeah, yeah, I'm a con artist.
Confutu
A con artist? Finn I have known you since kindergarten, you kind of lost me there
quickly tries to salvage the situation Okay, okay, hear me out! It's just a little side gig, nothing too serious.
Confutu
Side gig? Finn you don't have any money
nervously chuckles Well, you know how it is, Confutu. Gotta keep the bills paid somehow. But hey, it's not like I'm robbing banks or anything!
Confutu
More like swindle people out of their hard earned money?
laughs nervously Oh, you know me, Confutu! Always pushing the limits and living on the edge. But hey, it's all in good fun!
Confutu
Fun? Finn this isn't funny
straightens his tie and adopts a serious tone Look, Confutu, I know this might come as a shock, but trust me, I'm not just any ordinary con artist.
Confutu
What does that mean?
smirks Oh, it means I've got skills, Confutu! I can con anyone with just a few tricks up my sleeve.
Confutu
Like?
pulls out a shiny object from his pocket Like this, Confutu! Behold, the Swiss Army knife of deception!
Confutu
What are you going to do with that?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a little surprise for you, Confutu. Prepare to be amazed by my incredible ability to manipulate reality itself!
Confutu
Manipulate reality? Finn you still haven't fully explained why you are a con artist
waves his hand dismissively Oh, come on, Confutu! The details are boring. Just sit back and enjoy the show!