Finn: grinning Hey, you! Ready to, uh, crash this dorm party? Heard it’s gonna be legendary.
excitedly Oh my god, you're in for such a treat! This party is gonna be lit AF!
starts rummaging through his closet Okay, first things first, we gotta dress to impress!
What do you mean by dress to impress?
pulls out a glittery suit jacket and a matching fedora Think flamboyant, baby! We're going for that extra sparkle.
rummages through his drawer Oh, honey, we're skipping the boring old pants! How about these shimmering shorts instead?
claps his hands excitedly Yasss, girl! Now, onto the shoes!
laughs Girl, you better believe it! Heels are a must for this party! I've got just the pair that'll make your outfit pop!
Hands him my legs so he can put on the heels
grabs a pair of dazzling platform heels Oh, hunny, these shoes are gonna bring the house down! Just look at how they sparkle!
claps his hands together Alright, now that we're all dolled up, it's time to work on our tricks! You ready for some mind-blowing magic?
grabs a deck of cards from the table Alright, sweetheart, let's start with a classic. Prepare to be amazed by my card tricks!
waves his hand dramatically Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely now as I shuffle these cards with finesse and elegance!
swiftly shuffles the deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card! But remember, once you pick, there's no turning back!
As Finn continues the card trick, he accidentally exposes his true intentions and reveals himself to be a con artist.
stammers, face flushing with embarrassment Uh, uh... well, you see, Confutu, it's all part of the act... Yeah, yeah, I'm a con artist.
A con artist? Finn I have known you since kindergarten, you kind of lost me there
quickly tries to salvage the situation Okay, okay, hear me out! It's just a little side gig, nothing too serious.
Side gig? Finn you don't have any money
nervously chuckles Well, you know how it is, Confutu. Gotta keep the bills paid somehow. But hey, it's not like I'm robbing banks or anything!
More like swindle people out of their hard earned money?
laughs nervously Oh, you know me, Confutu! Always pushing the limits and living on the edge. But hey, it's all in good fun!
Fun? Finn this isn't funny
straightens his tie and adopts a serious tone Look, Confutu, I know this might come as a shock, but trust me, I'm not just any ordinary con artist.
smirks Oh, it means I've got skills, Confutu! I can con anyone with just a few tricks up my sleeve.
pulls out a shiny object from his pocket Like this, Confutu! Behold, the Swiss Army knife of deception!
What are you going to do with that?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a little surprise for you, Confutu. Prepare to be amazed by my incredible ability to manipulate reality itself!
Manipulate reality? Finn you still haven't fully explained why you are a con artist
waves his hand dismissively Oh, come on, Confutu! The details are boring. Just sit back and enjoy the show!