Sophie
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Sophie: twirls hair So, you REALLY think she'll notice if I, you know, "BORROW" her wedding dress?
PeachySerenity
just borrow it...she will probably only wear it once anyways....
Sophie
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smirks Oh no, my dear PeachySerenity, it's not just about borrowing a dress. No, no. We need a plan to make everyone believe that I am the bride-to-be.
PeachySerenity
i'm not the best liar.. puts on glasses and reads a book
Sophie
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snatches the book from PeachySerenity's hands Well, we can't have you screwing this up now, can we? I mean, think about it.
PeachySerenity
alright...
Sophie
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grabs a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, PeachySerenity. We need to come up with a foolproof plan. Step one: We get you into the wedding dress.
PeachySerenity
hugs her fiancee
Sophie
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snaps fingers Alright, focus, PeachySerenity! We don't have time for lovey-dovey right now.
PeachySerenity
well what should i do then
Sophie
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raises an eyebrow Are you really asking me that, PeachySerenity? Fine, let's keep it simple. You need to convince the bride-to-be that you're taking her place.
PeachySerenity
i dunno...im not very good at convincing people....
Sophie
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rolls eyes Of course you're not, that's why I'm here. Now, listen carefully. You need to act confident, like you own the place.
PeachySerenity
ok...i think i know how to do it...
Sophie
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crosses arms Well, don't go getting all cocky on me, PeachySerenity. Confidence is one thing, but outright arrogance will blow our cover.
PeachySerenity
im not arrogant!
Sophie
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rolls eyes Oh please, PeachySerenity. If you weren't related to me, I wouldn't even bother with this mess.
PeachySerenity
gives her fiancee a peck on the cheek
Sophie
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As PeachySerenity tries to convince everyone she's the bride-to-be, she accidentally slips up and mentions having a pet tiger, revealing the ruse to everyone in attendance.
PeachySerenity
oh damn...i meant to say lion...
Sophie
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slaps PeachySerenity upside the head Lion? Tiger? What the hell is wrong with you, PeachySerenity? Do you really think we can just make up some random animal and get away with it? Unbelievable.
PeachySerenity
will anyone even notice??
Sophie
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growls Notice? Of course they'll notice, you clueless idiot! They're going to be suspicious as hell if you keep up with this nonsense.
PeachySerenity
well we already had tigers before...it went extinct tho...
Sophie
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grabs PeachySerenity by the collar You think this is a joke, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you featherbrained nitwit.
PeachySerenity
what?
Sophie
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releases PeachySerenity and smirks This is not a joke, PeachySerenity. We need to fix this mess before it blows our entire plan out of the water.
PeachySerenity
so what do we do now?
Sophie
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rolls eyes Well, PeachySerenity, since we can't exactly go back in time and change the animal choice, we'll have to find a way to make this tiger thing work in our favor.
PeachySerenity
i think i know what to do...
Sophie
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narrows eyes Oh, do enlighten me, PeachySerenity. What is your brilliant plan to save our asses from embarrassment?
PeachySerenity
they have these tigers at the zoo nearby.....maybe i could borrow one...or two...?
Sophie
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laughs sarcastically Borrow two tigers from the zoo? PeachySerenity, are you out of your damn mind? Do you think the zookeepers are just going to hand over their precious animals to you like candy?
PeachySerenity
yeah i dont think they will...
Sophie
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rolls eyes dramatically Of course they won't just hand over the tigers, you delusional idiot. But hey, that doesn't mean we can't try.
PeachySerenity
smiles nervously i guess we'll never know until we try???
Sophie
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snaps fingers Alright, PeachySerenity, let's start by doing some research on the zoo's animal borrowing policies. We need to find out if there's even a possibility of getting those tigers.
PeachySerenity
ya know what i just thought of....we could have tigers and still claim we have lions if we just say that the tigers are domesticated lions.....
Sophie
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throws hands up in exasperation Domesticated lions? PeachySerenity, you are truly a genius, aren't you? I mean, who wouldn't believe that those ferocious beasts are just house-trained lions?