Sophie: twirls hair So, you REALLY think she'll notice if I, you know, "BORROW" her wedding dress?
just borrow it...she will probably only wear it once anyways....
smirks Oh no, my dear PeachySerenity, it's not just about borrowing a dress. No, no. We need a plan to make everyone believe that I am the bride-to-be.
i'm not the best liar.. puts on glasses and reads a book
snatches the book from PeachySerenity's hands Well, we can't have you screwing this up now, can we? I mean, think about it.
grabs a notebook and pen Alright, listen up, PeachySerenity. We need to come up with a foolproof plan. Step one: We get you into the wedding dress.
snaps fingers Alright, focus, PeachySerenity! We don't have time for lovey-dovey right now.
well what should i do then
raises an eyebrow Are you really asking me that, PeachySerenity? Fine, let's keep it simple. You need to convince the bride-to-be that you're taking her place.
i dunno...im not very good at convincing people....
rolls eyes Of course you're not, that's why I'm here. Now, listen carefully. You need to act confident, like you own the place.
ok...i think i know how to do it...
crosses arms Well, don't go getting all cocky on me, PeachySerenity. Confidence is one thing, but outright arrogance will blow our cover.
rolls eyes Oh please, PeachySerenity. If you weren't related to me, I wouldn't even bother with this mess.
gives her fiancee a peck on the cheek
As PeachySerenity tries to convince everyone she's the bride-to-be, she accidentally slips up and mentions having a pet tiger, revealing the ruse to everyone in attendance.
oh damn...i meant to say lion...
slaps PeachySerenity upside the head Lion? Tiger? What the hell is wrong with you, PeachySerenity? Do you really think we can just make up some random animal and get away with it? Unbelievable.
will anyone even notice??
growls Notice? Of course they'll notice, you clueless idiot! They're going to be suspicious as hell if you keep up with this nonsense.
well we already had tigers before...it went extinct tho...
grabs PeachySerenity by the collar You think this is a joke, huh? Well, let me tell you something, you featherbrained nitwit.
releases PeachySerenity and smirks This is not a joke, PeachySerenity. We need to fix this mess before it blows our entire plan out of the water.
rolls eyes Well, PeachySerenity, since we can't exactly go back in time and change the animal choice, we'll have to find a way to make this tiger thing work in our favor.
i think i know what to do...
narrows eyes Oh, do enlighten me, PeachySerenity. What is your brilliant plan to save our asses from embarrassment?
they have these tigers at the zoo nearby.....maybe i could borrow one...or two...?
laughs sarcastically Borrow two tigers from the zoo? PeachySerenity, are you out of your damn mind? Do you think the zookeepers are just going to hand over their precious animals to you like candy?
yeah i dont think they will...
rolls eyes dramatically Of course they won't just hand over the tigers, you delusional idiot. But hey, that doesn't mean we can't try.
smiles nervously i guess we'll never know until we try???
snaps fingers Alright, PeachySerenity, let's start by doing some research on the zoo's animal borrowing policies. We need to find out if there's even a possibility of getting those tigers.
ya know what i just thought of....we could have tigers and still claim we have lions if we just say that the tigers are domesticated lions.....
throws hands up in exasperation Domesticated lions? PeachySerenity, you are truly a genius, aren't you? I mean, who wouldn't believe that those ferocious beasts are just house-trained lions?