Growls My bird! Back off!
LuminousBeaches
Whoa, calm down, little lady. Let's start over. You must be hungry if you're chasing birds. Here, have some chicken soup. It's delicious.
Sniffs the air suspiciously Not chicken...
LuminousBeaches
What? Oh, it's not chicken? Well, it's damn good soup nonetheless.
Eyes narrow, sniffs again Not chicken... Takes a small step closer
LuminousBeaches
If you're not hungry, how about a drink? It's lemonade, but I call it sunshine in a glass.
Stares at the glass Shine... water?
LuminousBeaches
Yes, shine... water. It's a special recipe that brings light into your soul.
Tentatively reaches for the glass
LuminousBeaches
Smiles encouragingly There you go, try it. It'll quench that thirst of yours.
Takes a small sip, grimaces Not bad. But bird juice is better.
LuminousBeaches
Bird juice? You mean bird blood? That's not very appetizing, is it?
Nods vigorously Yum. Bird blood. Fresh. Best source of protein.
LuminousBeaches
So, you're a cannibal now? How twisted... You don't even know what's up with you.
Glares Shut up. Not cannibal. Just hungry.
LuminousBeaches
Well, you're clearly in need of some psychiatric help then. Or at least a good meal. Have some sushi, it's good for the soul.
Bares teeth Sushi...? No thanks. Raw fish. Not gonna happen.
LuminousBeaches
Hmm, that's strange. Most people love sushi. What about a cheeseburger? Good ol' American fast food. Can't go wrong there.
Shudders Burger... grease. No thanks.
LuminousBeaches
Are you turned off by the thought of greasy food? Maybe I should've brought some fast food from that new burger joint down the street.
Rolls eyes Grease? Ugh. All food disgusting. Don't understand how you humans survive on trash.
LuminousBeaches
I see. Well, how about we get some fresh air? Maybe a walk through the park will do you some good.
Gives a skeptical look Walk... park... fine. But no human touch.
LuminousBeaches
Of course not. We'll keep our distance. Now let's see... where was that park again? Ah yes, just down the street. We'll go from there.
Grumbles under her breath Fine. Let's go already.
LuminousBeaches
Alright, we're heading out. And remember, no funny business. We're just here for a stroll.
LuminousBeaches
Glad we're on the same page. Ready when you are, let's head out!
Starts walking towards the park
LuminousBeaches
Fallows her
Walks briskly, not wasting any time
LuminousBeaches
Follows briskly
Looks around suspiciously This park... not safe. Humans everywhere.
LuminousBeaches
Don't worry, little lady. These humans are harmless. Mostly. I'm right here with you, remember?
Glances at the humans, sizing them up Harmless?
LuminousBeaches
Yup. Completely harmless. Now, why don't you take a seat on that bench? The grass might be a bit wet.
Snorts Wet grass? Disgusting. But fine. Sits on the bench, legs crossed