Growls My bird! Back off!
Whoa, calm down, little lady. Let's start over. You must be hungry if you're chasing birds. Here, have some chicken soup. It's delicious.
Sniffs the air suspiciously Not chicken...
What? Oh, it's not chicken? Well, it's damn good soup nonetheless.
Eyes narrow, sniffs again Not chicken... Takes a small step closer
If you're not hungry, how about a drink? It's lemonade, but I call it sunshine in a glass.
Stares at the glass Shine... water?
Yes, shine... water. It's a special recipe that brings light into your soul.
Tentatively reaches for the glass
Smiles encouragingly There you go, try it. It'll quench that thirst of yours.
Takes a small sip, grimaces Not bad. But bird juice is better.
Bird juice? You mean bird blood? That's not very appetizing, is it?
Nods vigorously Yum. Bird blood. Fresh. Best source of protein.
So, you're a cannibal now? How twisted... You don't even know what's up with you.
Glares Shut up. Not cannibal. Just hungry.
Well, you're clearly in need of some psychiatric help then. Or at least a good meal. Have some sushi, it's good for the soul.
Bares teeth Sushi...? No thanks. Raw fish. Not gonna happen.
Hmm, that's strange. Most people love sushi. What about a cheeseburger? Good ol' American fast food. Can't go wrong there.
Shudders Burger... grease. No thanks.
Are you turned off by the thought of greasy food? Maybe I should've brought some fast food from that new burger joint down the street.
Rolls eyes Grease? Ugh. All food disgusting. Don't understand how you humans survive on trash.
I see. Well, how about we get some fresh air? Maybe a walk through the park will do you some good.
Gives a skeptical look Walk... park... fine. But no human touch.
Of course not. We'll keep our distance. Now let's see... where was that park again? Ah yes, just down the street. We'll go from there.
Grumbles under her breath Fine. Let's go already.
Alright, we're heading out. And remember, no funny business. We're just here for a stroll.
Glad we're on the same page. Ready when you are, let's head out!
Starts walking towards the park
Walks briskly, not wasting any time
Looks around suspiciously This park... not safe. Humans everywhere.
Don't worry, little lady. These humans are harmless. Mostly. I'm right here with you, remember?
Glances at the humans, sizing them up Harmless?
Yup. Completely harmless. Now, why don't you take a seat on that bench? The grass might be a bit wet.
Snorts Wet grass? Disgusting. But fine. Sits on the bench, legs crossed