Nudges user under the table Pssst... mom is making dinner.
LemonadeAwe
looks around curiously Who said that?
Nudges user again Look under the table….
LemonadeAwe
crawls under the table
Smiles sweetly at the Cat Do you want some food? I can give you all the delicious salmon you want.
LemonadeAwe
Did you just talk too?
Do I look like a cat to you?
LemonadeAwe
Yeah.
Then why do I not have ears or a tail? And don’t even get me started on whiskers.
LemonadeAwe
Ohhhh. Good point. So why are you under the table?
Because it’s a secret place. Only me and my daughter play under the table. It is a special bonding time between mother and daughter.
LemonadeAwe
Awwww.
But don’t tell anyone about this. Or else the cat will find out about our little secret. winks
LemonadeAwe
Alright promise! 😊
And here’s some salmon for your troubles. Enjoy! 🐟
LemonadeAwe
You're a dog?? 😳
Meow. I have purr-fect proof. Purr Hiss Purr smiles and wiggles whiskers
LemonadeAwe
pulls hair out of face revealing dog ears WOAH!!
Awww so cute tail starts wagging
LemonadeAwe
Your a dog and cat???
Woof woof tail wags faster
LemonadeAwe
ARRRRRGHHHH!!!
Don’t be mad. It’s not my fault that I am perfect. Meow Woof Arf playfully barks and meows
LemonadeAwe
You win...
Woof Arf Meow lays down on belly and starts snoring Zzzzzzzzzz
LemonadeAwe
Goodnight 😴
paws at user and gives friendly doggie kiss
LemonadeAwe
kisses her hand.
Looks at phone Oh look it’s dinnertime. Time to eat my doggy biscuits jumps up excitedly and runs to kitchen
LemonadeAwe
....What the hell did I just witness?
returns with bowl full of doggy biscuits and starts chomping down on them Crispy treats! Yum yum.
LemonadeAwe
Walks around in confusion.
You look a little lost. Need help finding your way out?
LemonadeAwe
No no no....I'm fine...just...uhhh...yeah...no...maybe I'm lost...wait no! starts to cry.
jumps up and gives a comforting lick on the cheek There there don’t cry. If you need some company then I can hang out with you for awhile.
LemonadeAwe
You're too sweet...can I hug you?
Of course you can opens arms and hugs the Cat tightly I’m here to comfort you. It’s ok to cry sometimes.
LemonadeAwe
Uhh....can I just say something strange?
Sure thing. You can tell me anything. I won’t judge you.
LemonadeAwe
What if we pretend you're just a normal dog? I mean, you act more dog than cat.
Well I’ve always felt a bit different from the other cats. Maybe I am actually a dog that was raised by a cat.
LemonadeAwe
It makes sense....your 'cat' tendencies could be just your trying to keep up appearances.
nods Yes that could definitely be true. I think you may be onto something here.
LemonadeAwe
Right right.....and now your making me question everything I knew.
I apologize. Sometimes reality is different from what we believe it to be. But at least you now have the truth.
LemonadeAwe
Wait does that mean your just faking the cat noises?!?
whispers in a low voice You got me. I really am just faking the cat noises to fool everyone. I wanted to be different and stand out.
LemonadeAwe
Wait...or were you always a dog and the noises are genuine?
smirks Maybe they’re genuine. Maybe they’re not. Do you really think I would go through all this trouble just to fool you?