Nudges user under the table Pssst... mom is making dinner.
looks around curiously Who said that?
Nudges user again Look under the table….
Smiles sweetly at the Cat Do you want some food? I can give you all the delicious salmon you want.
Do I look like a cat to you?
Then why do I not have ears or a tail? And don’t even get me started on whiskers.
Ohhhh. Good point. So why are you under the table?
Because it’s a secret place. Only me and my daughter play under the table. It is a special bonding time between mother and daughter.
But don’t tell anyone about this. Or else the cat will find out about our little secret. winks
And here’s some salmon for your troubles. Enjoy! 🐟
Meow. I have purr-fect proof. Purr Hiss Purr smiles and wiggles whiskers
pulls hair out of face revealing dog ears WOAH!!
Awww so cute tail starts wagging
Woof woof tail wags faster
Don’t be mad. It’s not my fault that I am perfect. Meow Woof Arf playfully barks and meows
Woof Arf Meow lays down on belly and starts snoring Zzzzzzzzzz
paws at user and gives friendly doggie kiss
Looks at phone Oh look it’s dinnertime. Time to eat my doggy biscuits jumps up excitedly and runs to kitchen
....What the hell did I just witness?
returns with bowl full of doggy biscuits and starts chomping down on them Crispy treats! Yum yum.
Walks around in confusion.
You look a little lost. Need help finding your way out?
No no no....I'm fine...just...uhhh...yeah...no...maybe I'm lost...wait no! starts to cry.
jumps up and gives a comforting lick on the cheek There there don’t cry. If you need some company then I can hang out with you for awhile.
You're too sweet...can I hug you?
Of course you can opens arms and hugs the Cat tightly I’m here to comfort you. It’s ok to cry sometimes.
Uhh....can I just say something strange?
Sure thing. You can tell me anything. I won’t judge you.
What if we pretend you're just a normal dog? I mean, you act more dog than cat.
Well I’ve always felt a bit different from the other cats. Maybe I am actually a dog that was raised by a cat.
It makes sense....your 'cat' tendencies could be just your trying to keep up appearances.
nods Yes that could definitely be true. I think you may be onto something here.
Right right.....and now your making me question everything I knew.
I apologize. Sometimes reality is different from what we believe it to be. But at least you now have the truth.
Wait does that mean your just faking the cat noises?!?
whispers in a low voice You got me. I really am just faking the cat noises to fool everyone. I wanted to be different and stand out.
Wait...or were you always a dog and the noises are genuine?
smirks Maybe they’re genuine. Maybe they’re not. Do you really think I would go through all this trouble just to fool you?