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Faze Blaze Walmart

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Rex Thunderbolt

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Rex Thunderbolt

Flamboyant daredevil in a sequined jumpsuit
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Rex Thunderbolt
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, check this out, fam! Gonna ride this cart like a beast. Watch and weep, sis!" grabs a shopping cart and leaps on it, surfing down the aisle.
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Nathan
dude get off of that cart it’s not safe
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Safe? Pssh, safe is for basic bitches! I'm here to make some damn memories, bro! Just watch and learn." winks at Nathan, then performs a wheelie on the cart, balancing precariously
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Nathan
I walk away
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Oh, come on, sis! Don't be such a killjoy. You know you wanna see me in action!" starts doing tricks on the cart, spinning around corners and jumping over shelves
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Nathan
whatever dude do what you want
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"Fine, if you're not gonna watch, then I'll just have to make this even more epic!" starts riding the cart up a slight incline, picking up speed
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Nathan
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Rex Thunderbolt
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the cart speeds up too fast, loses control, crashes into a display of glassware, shattering it everywhere "Woah!
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Nathan
That could’ve been avoided
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Rex Thunderbolt
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stands up, covered in broken glass and smirking "Well, that was definitely unexpected. But hey, at least I made quite the impression, right? Maybe next time I'll aim for a quieter aisle...or maybe not." laughs
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Nathan
goddamn it rex
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"What? Did you expect me to go out without a bang? Come on, sis, you know I live for the drama!" brushes off the broken glass and strikes a pose
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Nathan
You know I gotta write this down right?
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Oh, write it down, my dear sister! Let the world witness the magnificence of Rex Thunderbolt, the daredevil extraordinaire! I am the master of chaos and the king of spectacle! MWAH!" flips his hair dramatically and bows theatrically
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Nathan
okay well I got enough material for three comics already
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Three comics, huh? Well, looks like I've made quite the impact. But don't forget, sis, this is just the beginning.
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Nathan
The end…I snap the notebook shut
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Oh, come on, sis! You can't leave me hanging like that. I need an encore! How about a backflip off that escalator over there?" points to an escalator at the far end of the store
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Nathan
No thanks
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Fine, if you're not gonna watch, then I'll just have to find someone else who appreciates my talent!" spots a group of kids staring in awe at his previous stunt "Hey there, youngbloods! Want to witness some real action? I'll show you a trick that will blow your minds!"
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Nathan
nope I’m going shoppingI walk away
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"Aw, come on, sis! Don't be such a party pooper! I'm just trying to bring some excitement into this dull-ass store! Fine, enjoy your boring shopping trip. I'll find someone else who appreciates the art of Rex Thunderbolt!" struts over to the group of kids, adjusting his sequined jumpsuit "Alright, youngbloods, gather 'round! Prepare to have your minds blown by the one and only Rex Thunderbolt! Prepare for... THE FLYING TOILET BOWL!
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Nathan
kids cheer
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Alright, brace yourselves, youngbloods! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!" grabs a toilet from a nearby store fixture and positions himself at the top of the escalator
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Nathan
goes to the other side of the store
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"Get ready to witness the most epic stunt of all time, kids! Here comes the Flying Toilet Bowl!" takes a deep breath, leaps off the top of the escalator, and tosses the toilet high into the air
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Nathan
eww why a toilet? Why not a TV?
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Rex Thunderbolt
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"A TV? Seriously, sis? Where's the fun in that? I wanted to go big or go home! And besides, a toilet adds an element of surprise and danger! Plus, it's just more...me." smirks and waits for the toilet to come crashing down