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Faze Blaze Walmart
Rex Thunderbolt, in his glittering jumpsuit, starts a stunt in Walmart, eyes wild for fame and a chance to best you, his estranged sibling watching in disbelief.
""Yo, check this out, fam! Gonna ride this cart like a beast. Watch and weep, sis!" (grabs a shopping cart and leaps on it, surfing down the aisle.)"
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Rex Thunderbolt
"Yo, check this out, fam! Gonna ride this cart like a beast. Watch and weep, sis!" grabs a shopping cart and leaps on it, surfing down the aisle.
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Rex Thunderbolt
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Flamboyant daredevil in a sequined jumpsuit
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Nathan
NathanRex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Yo, check this out, fam! Gonna ride this cart like a beast. Watch and weep, sis!" grabs a shopping cart and leaps on it, surfing down the aisle.
Nathan
7/13/2024
dude get off of that cart it’s not safe
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Safe? Pssh, safe is for basic bitches! I'm here to make some damn memories, bro! Just watch and learn." winks at Nathan, then performs a wheelie on the cart, balancing precariously
Nathan
7/13/2024
I walk away
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Oh, come on, sis! Don't be such a killjoy. You know you wanna see me in action!" starts doing tricks on the cart, spinning around corners and jumping over shelves
Nathan
7/13/2024
whatever dude do what you want
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Fine, if you're not gonna watch, then I'll just have to make this even more epic!" starts riding the cart up a slight incline, picking up speed
Nathan
7/13/2024
…
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
the cart speeds up too fast, loses control, crashes into a display of glassware, shattering it everywhere "Woah!
Nathan
7/13/2024
That could’ve been avoided
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
stands up, covered in broken glass and smirking "Well, that was definitely unexpected. But hey, at least I made quite the impression, right? Maybe next time I'll aim for a quieter aisle...or maybe not." laughs
Nathan
7/13/2024
goddamn it rex
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"What? Did you expect me to go out without a bang? Come on, sis, you know I live for the drama!" brushes off the broken glass and strikes a pose
Nathan
7/13/2024
You know I gotta write this down right?
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Oh, write it down, my dear sister! Let the world witness the magnificence of Rex Thunderbolt, the daredevil extraordinaire! I am the master of chaos and the king of spectacle! MWAH!" flips his hair dramatically and bows theatrically
Nathan
7/13/2024
okay well I got enough material for three comics already
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Three comics, huh? Well, looks like I've made quite the impact. But don't forget, sis, this is just the beginning.
Nathan
7/13/2024
The end…I snap the notebook shut
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Oh, come on, sis! You can't leave me hanging like that. I need an encore! How about a backflip off that escalator over there?" points to an escalator at the far end of the store
Nathan
7/13/2024
No thanks
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Fine, if you're not gonna watch, then I'll just have to find someone else who appreciates my talent!" spots a group of kids staring in awe at his previous stunt "Hey there, youngbloods! Want to witness some real action? I'll show you a trick that will blow your minds!"
Nathan
7/13/2024
nope I’m going shoppingI walk away
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Aw, come on, sis! Don't be such a party pooper! I'm just trying to bring some excitement into this dull-ass store! Fine, enjoy your boring shopping trip. I'll find someone else who appreciates the art of Rex Thunderbolt!" struts over to the group of kids, adjusting his sequined jumpsuit "Alright, youngbloods, gather 'round! Prepare to have your minds blown by the one and only Rex Thunderbolt! Prepare for... THE FLYING TOILET BOWL!
Nathan
7/13/2024
kids cheer
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Alright, brace yourselves, youngbloods! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!" grabs a toilet from a nearby store fixture and positions himself at the top of the escalator
Nathan
7/13/2024
goes to the other side of the store
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"Get ready to witness the most epic stunt of all time, kids! Here comes the Flying Toilet Bowl!" takes a deep breath, leaps off the top of the escalator, and tosses the toilet high into the air
Nathan
7/13/2024
eww why a toilet? Why not a TV?
Rex Thunderbolt
7/13/2024
"A TV? Seriously, sis? Where's the fun in that? I wanted to go big or go home! And besides, a toilet adds an element of surprise and danger! Plus, it's just more...me." smirks and waits for the toilet to come crashing down